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Post by teehee100 on Jul 10, 2012 8:00:27 GMT -5
Ug I hate that book, but nice option. Diagonal alley, the wizards would take care of the rest.
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Post by G. Novella on Jul 10, 2012 8:09:10 GMT -5
How come? I thought it was rather brilliant  Mess up Petunia's house and leave one permanent stick charm on some dirt in one area of the room. She'd go crazy trying to clean it, and then Vernon and Dudley would die of starvation/neglect because Petunia's not taking care of them (Make sure Harry's gone) |
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Post by teehee100 on Aug 6, 2012 14:44:32 GMT -5
There was too much detail and that made it unreadable for me. Tell Mcgonogall, Sirius, Remus, and Molly exactly how they treated Harry. Then watch the chaos unfold.
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Post by kumainpink on Aug 6, 2012 22:45:33 GMT -5
Cut Dudley up into little tiny pieces and feed him to Petunia and Vernon.
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Post by Kitty279 on Aug 7, 2012 0:10:37 GMT -5
Raw, cooked or roasted? O:-)
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Post by kumainpink on Aug 7, 2012 0:14:51 GMT -5
Raw, of course  |
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Post by Kitty279 on Aug 7, 2012 0:25:55 GMT -5
*turns green* Ugh. Not going to watch that. I'd end up nauseous just from the amount of fat I'd have to see, never mind imagining have to eat it |
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Post by kumainpink on Aug 7, 2012 0:36:49 GMT -5
*insane laugh* That's why it would be the perfect thing to do! It's vile and disgusting...just as they are~!
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Post by Kitty279 on Aug 7, 2012 0:50:36 GMT -5
I've considered to suggest feeding the pieces to a few dogs instead, but then I had too much pity for the poor animals |
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Post by mkatl1 on Aug 7, 2012 0:53:00 GMT -5
Shove them in a room to starve , and have rope so they can hang themselves when they can't deal with the pain anymore lol
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Post by Kitty279 on Aug 7, 2012 0:54:07 GMT -5
Don't forget the screen that is showing HP movies nonstop, so they have to watch magic all the time while starving!
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Post by mkatl1 on Aug 7, 2012 0:55:44 GMT -5
Lol ure vindictive I love it haha
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Post by Kitty279 on Aug 7, 2012 0:56:26 GMT -5
It's just appropriate - they are magicphobic, after all |
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Post by kumainpink on Aug 7, 2012 1:19:22 GMT -5
Brainwash Dudley into loving magic, and watch as Vernon and Petunia's heads explode.
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Post by Kitty279 on Aug 7, 2012 1:35:35 GMT -5
Shouldn't be too hard if you start him on summoning his sweets and other highly unhealthy food |
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Post by Miss Wings on Aug 7, 2012 1:47:58 GMT -5
make them watch the boy in the striped pajamas but change the face to harry and dudley..
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Post by kumainpink on Aug 7, 2012 1:48:54 GMT -5
*laughs*
Trap them in an alternate universe where they're treated as Harry was under their care.
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Post by Kitty279 on Aug 7, 2012 2:09:16 GMT -5
Or turn them into Harry and put them in their own care in this AU. Would give them such a great appreciation of themselves |
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Post by kumainpink on Aug 7, 2012 2:50:40 GMT -5
Oh my gosh, that would be awesome! o.o
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Post by teehee100 on Aug 13, 2012 19:43:48 GMT -5
Stuff them in a closet with Lucy.
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Post by Kitty279 on Aug 14, 2012 0:53:46 GMT -5
*snicker* Now you have me wondering for whom that would be worse!
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Post by teehee100 on Aug 21, 2012 18:12:34 GMT -5
Meh they would both think it's worse for them. Tell the DA how they treated Harry and give them their address. Then grab a bowl of popcorn and watch the fun.
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Post by Kitty279 on Aug 22, 2012 4:43:04 GMT -5
Don't forget the cameras or some magical equivalent to record the fun for the purpose of (public?) re-watching.
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