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Post by kumainpink on Jun 24, 2012 15:56:41 GMT -5
Have a quote you want to share? It can be funny, serious or just plain neat!
Here's one that I happen to enjoy. It comes from a fanfic titled Thirty H's.
"Harry channeled his rage through Fuckslayer. The angel blood boiled as he summoned the great meteor, swathed with the blood of the tiny fucklings at Hogwarts, leapt onto it, and flew into space. He encased the entire meteor in a wreath of holy fuckfire and flew through Mercury, killing the fuck out of it. Then he sent Mercury's carcass into Venus, killing the fuck out of it and making every vagina in the galaxy explode, and inside every vagina a booby sang of mortal life's fleeting precipice."
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Post by sherza on Jun 24, 2012 19:31:53 GMT -5
ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh kay ... that clearly comes from an epically BAD fic. Sriously. *snerk*
Since my mom's watching it at the moment ...
"Taking the children was a bad move"
Also
"Give me your face"
Lesson? Do NOT piss Optimus Prime off. You won't like the results.
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 24, 2012 19:37:55 GMT -5
*sheepish grin* The fic is really bad, but to me it's so bad that it's funny.  I like the "Give me your face" line. |
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Post by sherza on Jun 24, 2012 19:51:57 GMT -5
The best part is ... Optimus means it literally, because he then *rips off the face* of the 'bot he says it to (the Fallen, I think).
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 24, 2012 19:54:44 GMT -5
*snicker* Ah, the joys of ripping one's face off... That sounds deliciously evil, (even if Optimus is one of the good guys).
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Post by Dimcairien on Jun 24, 2012 20:06:22 GMT -5
Okay, my mind jumped straight to Captain America and to the scene where Red Skull pulls off his face to reveal his true face.
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Post by sherza on Jun 24, 2012 20:12:10 GMT -5
Another rather epic movie line:
"Get away from her, you bitch!"
Cue one of the most awesome cat-fights in the history of horror/suspense/fantasy films. Ripley is my role model *nodnods*
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Post by G. Novella on Jun 24, 2012 20:14:47 GMT -5
The entirety of the Killing joke is my favorite quote. Any line in that comic, especially the ones from the Joker, make my knees buckle and my heart pitter patter.
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 24, 2012 21:01:37 GMT -5
This bit from the Dark Knight is another I enjoy:
The Joker: Oh, you. You just couldn't let me go, could you? This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. You truly are incorruptible, aren't you? You won't kill me out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness. And I won't kill you because you're just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever.
Batman: You'll be in a padded cell forever.
The Joker: Maybe we can share one. You know, they'll be doubling up, the rate this city's inhabitants are losing their minds.
Batman: This city just showed you that it's full of people ready to believe in good.
The Joker: Until their spirit breaks completely. Until they get a good look at the real Harvey Dent, and all the heroic things he's done. You didn't think I'd risk losing the battle for Gotham's soul in a fistfight with you? No. You need an ace in the hole. Mine's Harvey.
Batman: What did you do?
The Joker: I took Gotham's white knight and I brought him down to our level. It wasn't hard. You see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push!
[the Joker laughs hysterically as Batman races off and the cops come to take the Joker into custody]
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Post by viralic1 on Jun 24, 2012 21:16:34 GMT -5
"My whole life's spent waiting, ever since I can remember been anticipating your fall.
And god let it be a long one, can't let go of this grudge until I know your done."
Don't know why but this line from Better Off This Way by A Day To Remember seems to fit the story of my life.
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Post by G. Novella on Jun 24, 2012 22:11:55 GMT -5
Massive fangirling over the Joker at the moment. That movie was the only depiction to make two face somewhat scary. Other wise I find him utterly boring and a bit of a joke.
Another quote I enjoy is
“Everybody is special. Everybody. Everybody is a hero, a lover, a fool, a villain. Everybody. Everybody has their story to tell.”
- alan moore, V for vendetta
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 24, 2012 22:22:35 GMT -5
Which is very true, by the way. In the eyes of ourselves and others, we are heroes, fools, lovers and villains. It all depends on who's lookin at ya.
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Post by G. Novella on Jun 25, 2012 8:13:10 GMT -5
Exactly. I think that's why people find RTB's so popular. Because every character ends up being painted in all those lights. I wonder sometimes what people consider me as.
It's another reason why I can't stand sues. How can anyone just fit into one category? Even Voldieshorts was considered a hero by his Death Eaters, a fool by the reader, and a villain by those actually in the story fighting him. As for lover, well, I always suspected he and Bellatrix had something going on until she got rejected in DH.
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Post by Miss Wings on Jun 25, 2012 8:42:52 GMT -5
"Dobby has come to save Harry Potter, Sir!"
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 25, 2012 11:44:40 GMT -5
*snicker* I wonder how Bella's hubby took that...
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Post by Miss Wings on Jun 25, 2012 11:46:51 GMT -5
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Post by acevons on Jun 25, 2012 11:51:01 GMT -5
Ya never know, he might have joined in  Thanks for the mental image. ;D |
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Post by Miss Wings on Jun 25, 2012 11:54:20 GMT -5
your welcome |
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Post by acevons on Jun 25, 2012 12:05:05 GMT -5
"May whatever darkness your embrace, always bring you enlightenment."
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 25, 2012 12:05:44 GMT -5
Ya never know, he might have joined in Thanks for the mental image. ;D *chugs some brain bleach* Want some, Acevons? |
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Post by Miss Wings on Jun 25, 2012 12:06:41 GMT -5
what can i say? i need some form of cheering up
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 25, 2012 12:40:39 GMT -5
*chuckles* You're something else, Wings...
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Post by Miss Wings on Jun 25, 2012 13:38:02 GMT -5
Serious Pink?. It's more along the line of my brother not seeing his child or me my niece/nephew due to the f****d up mother!
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 25, 2012 13:42:13 GMT -5
Oh, I'm sorry...I didn't know.  |
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Post by Miss Wings on Jun 25, 2012 13:44:56 GMT -5
it's fine. it's been going on for weeks considering the 1st scan is 2 weeks today. just can't understand it really
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 25, 2012 13:52:51 GMT -5
*hugs* Well I'm sorry about that. Some people are really fucked up...
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Post by Miss Wings on Jun 25, 2012 13:54:04 GMT -5
now you know what I meant on The Bridges post when I said that I wasn't normally like this and that I needed a release |
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 25, 2012 13:59:44 GMT -5
Yeah, well release away, my dear Wings.  |
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Post by acevons on Jun 25, 2012 15:20:58 GMT -5
Thanks for the mental image. ;D *chugs some brain bleach* Want some, Acevons? Yeah, thanks.  |
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Post by Trilonias on Jun 25, 2012 18:43:55 GMT -5
'"You insufferable old man! Even in my mind you speak in riddles!"
"Self-loathing is unhealthy. And who is the one that is truly speaking in riddles, Minerva?" he [Dumbledore] said, laughing maniacally as he ascended through the ceiling like a ghost.
"I want a new inner voice," she said to herself.' - Rising Powers by anix113
'"GINNY OFFERED TO BE A SURROGATE AND NOW SHE'S PREGANT WITH OUR BABY!"
"Right," Mr Weasley said. "First of all; Percy: What on earth did you do? George: Why would you give up on your dream? Ron: I thought you didn't particularly like that Lavender girl? Ginny: You're going out with Harry Potter? Fleur: I'm sorry to hear that, and Bill: …" Mr Weasley shook his head. "Just what?" ' - Six Goals in One Weasley Year by Moonprincess92
'Ohh yeah, that's the stuff baby, glare at me...
Maybe he [Sasuke] should check himself in with Ibiki, that just couldn't be healthy.
Over exposure to Anko maybe, always those revealing stuff she wore and the glares looked kinda similar. Yeah, that had to be it. He associated glares with sexy thanks to Anko.' - Expectations of Development by kiraiakuma
'"Oh, this is just so wonderful!"
"But wait," Hermione frowned, "why does it look like someone had a duel in here?"
Ginny flushed. "Okay, it was a BIG shock. I…um…sort of attacked Harry. You know, for getting me pregnant."
"Oh, Ginny, you didn't -" Hermione's voice trailed off and then she gave a weird snort and clapped her hand over her mouth. Her shoulders shook and it took a few seconds to realize that she was laughing.
"Hermione, are you laughing?"
Hermione removed her hand and tried to get her giggles under control. "Sorry, it's just, well…its funny isn't it?" She looked at Ron. "Harry gets Ginny, his wife, pregnant and she attacks him?"
The corners of Ron's mouth twitched. "She chased him all the way through the Floo to our house."
"This is almost as funny as when he wouldn't rescue her from Voldemort unless she agreed to marry him," Hermione said, her eyes twinkling merrily.' - Need by iluvfanfics1
I'll grab more later... So many good quotes out there...
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