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Post by kumainpink on Jul 8, 2012 16:27:27 GMT -5
Okay, we all knew this was coming! The goal is simple: name a phrase/insult involving Merlin! Feel free to make your own up, or quote one from the books.  Mine: Merlin's golden horsepie! |
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GoddessofWeird
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Post by GoddessofWeird on Jul 8, 2012 16:31:10 GMT -5
Merlin's saggy left butt cheek
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Post by kumainpink on Jul 8, 2012 16:32:19 GMT -5
Merlin's soggy noodles!
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Post by Silvertongue on Jul 8, 2012 16:32:39 GMT -5
I always thought they were going to say "Merlin's saggy left testicle".
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Post by kumainpink on Jul 8, 2012 16:33:19 GMT -5
*laughs* Me too!
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Post by physicssquid on Jul 8, 2012 16:34:30 GMT -5
Merlin's saggy y-fronts
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Post by Silvertongue on Jul 8, 2012 16:36:35 GMT -5
Merlin's bushy white pubic hair!
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Post by GoddessofWeird on Jul 8, 2012 16:47:41 GMT -5
Chucabra(know I spelt that wrong) version of Merlin, and Merlin's newly shaved beard
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Post by kumainpink on Jul 8, 2012 16:49:33 GMT -5
Merlin's frilly g-string!
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Post by Silvertongue on Jul 8, 2012 16:50:36 GMT -5
Merlin's salty soup spoon!
(no idea where that came from btw)
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Post by GoddessofWeird on Jul 8, 2012 16:52:01 GMT -5
Merlin's pointy right nipple.
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Post by Silvertongue on Jul 8, 2012 16:52:56 GMT -5
Merlin's gangrenous big toe.
....eww.
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Post by kumainpink on Jul 8, 2012 16:53:47 GMT -5
*laughs*
Merlin's warted backside!
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Post by physicssquid on Jul 8, 2012 16:55:08 GMT -5
Merlin's hairy bollocks
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Post by GoddessofWeird on Jul 8, 2012 16:59:52 GMT -5
Merlin's braided nose hair
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Post by Silvertongue on Jul 8, 2012 17:05:49 GMT -5
Merlin's volumptuous moobs!
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Post by kumainpink on Jul 8, 2012 17:21:51 GMT -5
*laughs* Silver, you crack me up so hard!
Merlin's crunchy teat!
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Post by Silvertongue on Jul 8, 2012 18:07:19 GMT -5
I aim to please! Here's a very tame one I use quite often. Holy Mother of Merlin! |
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Post by kumainpink on Jul 8, 2012 18:37:36 GMT -5
Merlin's teeth!
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Post by Silvertongue on Jul 8, 2012 18:48:59 GMT -5
Merlin's fuzzy armpit!
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Post by kumainpink on Jul 8, 2012 19:22:28 GMT -5
Merlin's invisible taint!
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Post by physicssquid on Jul 8, 2012 19:57:42 GMT -5
Merlin's Frilly Pink Knickers
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Post by kumainpink on Jul 8, 2012 20:32:10 GMT -5
Merlin's moldy cheese!
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Post by GoddessofWeird on Jul 8, 2012 21:31:05 GMT -5
Merlin's stained knickers
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Post by kumainpink on Jul 8, 2012 23:39:19 GMT -5
Merlin's unmentionables!
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Post by G. Novella on Jul 9, 2012 0:37:45 GMT -5
Merlin's Hairy ass-cheeks
Merlin's Saggy left titty!
Or the odd one, Oh Merlin's hangnail!
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Post by kumainpink on Jul 9, 2012 0:40:27 GMT -5
Merlin's glorious eye crust!
Merlin's crooked ear!
Merlin's wrinkled arse!
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Post by Silvertongue on Jul 9, 2012 3:58:25 GMT -5
Merlin's lint-filled belly-button!
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Post by Miss Wings on Jul 9, 2012 9:38:01 GMT -5
MerlinMolly's Manipulations!
I =s thia how it works??
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Post by teehee100 on Jul 9, 2012 21:21:54 GMT -5
Hahahahahahaha. While I don't have a good one, I've read ones with "dear sweet Merlin" also I think it would be funny if Merlin, from BBC's Merlin, heard these phrases. He would be so confused/offended
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