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Post by lrthunder on Jul 2, 2012 14:20:51 GMT -5
Let's lock Umbridge and Vernon's sister, Marge with her dog Ripper. I'm sure those two would get along really well.
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Post by Kitty279 on Jul 2, 2012 15:14:14 GMT -5
Add Petunia and Dudley, and you have the basis for a zoo.
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Post by mkatl1 on Jul 2, 2012 15:15:48 GMT -5
Add Petunia and Dudley, and you have the basis for a zoo. Lol  ;D |
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Post by Miss Wings on Jul 2, 2012 15:22:15 GMT -5
hhehe
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Post by Silvertongue on Jul 2, 2012 17:19:27 GMT -5
Can we tie her up and force Miss Piggy on her? You know she'd get beaten eveyr time she insulted her (which would probably be quite often).
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Post by lrthunder on Jul 2, 2012 18:02:21 GMT -5
Can we tie her up and force Miss Piggy on her? You know she'd get beaten eveyr time she insulted her (which would probably be quite often). What do you have against Miss Piggy to be so cruel as to inflict her on Umbridge? ;D |
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Post by Silvertongue on Jul 2, 2012 18:07:02 GMT -5
I've never liked her much. She actually scared me as a kid. I much preferred Kermit and Animal.
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Post by mkatl1 on Jul 3, 2012 2:36:40 GMT -5
Put her in a room full of dementors lol doubt they would work on her she's already a soulless bitch lol
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Post by viralic1 on Jul 3, 2012 2:56:41 GMT -5
In Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion, when she dies she leaves a will saying:
"I leave my entire estate to the Ministry in hopes they use it to improve the conditions of the Dementors of Azkaban as I have found they are the only beings that I have ever felt a kindred toward. Their icy cold, soul sucking abilities always brings a warm feeling to my heart"
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Post by mkatl1 on Jul 3, 2012 2:57:34 GMT -5
Lmao XD
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Post by brokenquill92 on Jul 3, 2012 3:12:24 GMT -5
I suppose we could always feed her to Fluffy but that might be animal abuse
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Post by mkatl1 on Jul 3, 2012 3:15:42 GMT -5
Haha that's a good one . Or you could put her in an arena with ahungarian horn tail
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Post by Kitty279 on Jul 3, 2012 3:17:33 GMT -5
I suppose we could always feed her to Fluffy but that might be animal abuse *snicker* Yeah, our dear Hagrid would be most upset when his lovely pet got a stomach ache from that poisonous toad! That's why I think Nagini would be better. Or make a stew out of her for Voldemort. |
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Post by mkatl1 on Jul 3, 2012 3:20:05 GMT -5
I suppose we could always feed her to Fluffy but that might be animal abuse *snicker* Yeah, our dear Hagrid would be most upset when his lovely pet got a stomach ache from that poisonous toad! That's why I think Nagini would be better. Or make a stew out of her for Voldemort. Amen to that |
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Post by mathalamus on Jul 3, 2012 3:48:00 GMT -5
you must really hate your sister if you want to inflict Umbridge on her... i wouldn't even do that to my worst enemy. my sister is the equivelant of umbridges voice, malfoy's smugness, hermione's superior attitude, molly's controlling attitude, goyle/crabbe's stupidity and a mix of mollys/umbridges looks... no one can be that ugly. except umbridge. but if you are right about the other reasons, i guess she has room for improvement. |
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Post by kumainpink on Jul 4, 2012 2:56:45 GMT -5
Umbridge's voice, Malfoy's smugness, Hermione's superior attitude, Molly's controlling behavior, crabbe/goyle stupidity and Molly/Umbridge looks...
*pales* I think I need brain bleach again... *guzzles*
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Post by Dimcairien on Jul 4, 2012 3:13:01 GMT -5
What about sending her back in time to the Salem Witch trials and making certain she gets caught?
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Post by viralic1 on Jul 4, 2012 3:14:50 GMT -5
What about sending her back in time to the Salem Witch trials and making certain she gets caught? Nah. She would just cast a flame-tickling charm or whatever it's called. Don't forget about Wendelin the Weird lol. |
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Post by Kitty279 on Jul 4, 2012 3:16:42 GMT -5
That's what blocking magic is for! We make sure she can't use magic to get out of there.
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Post by viralic1 on Jul 4, 2012 3:19:28 GMT -5
Personally, I like the idea I believe was in the Champion's Champion, except use it on Umbridge instead of Ron. Stick her in an Acromantula's nest in the middle of the Forbidden Forest, except have her encased in a small bubble that keeps her safe. The bubble should be slowly disappearing though.
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Post by kumainpink on Jul 4, 2012 3:19:47 GMT -5
Exactly! *snicker*
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Post by Dimcairien on Jul 4, 2012 3:25:43 GMT -5
Personally, I like the idea I believe was in the Champion's Champion, except use it on Umbridge instead of Ron. Stick her in an Acromantula's nest in the middle of the Forbidden Forest, except have her encased in a small bubble that keeps her safe. The bubble should be slowly disappearing though. I have a feeling she might die of a heart attack before the Acromantulas get to her. (we really need an evil grin smiley) |
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Post by viralic1 on Jul 4, 2012 3:28:26 GMT -5
I like the demon smiley that has it's head on fire.
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Post by kumainpink on Jul 4, 2012 3:29:33 GMT -5
I really want an evil grin smiley. And I want it now! lol
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Post by Dimcairien on Jul 4, 2012 3:47:51 GMT -5
viracli: This one?  Pinky: Here's this.  |
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Post by viralic1 on Jul 4, 2012 3:51:49 GMT -5
That would indeed be the one.
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Post by kumainpink on Jul 4, 2012 4:03:34 GMT -5
Awesome!
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Post by Miss Wings on Jul 4, 2012 6:20:53 GMT -5
As if all the newbies are taking over Good to see you back Pinky, I was starting to get worried. As for The Bridge I'd suggest putting her in a candy floss machine and let Vernon/Dudley eat her.. |
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Post by Miss Wings on Jul 4, 2012 12:28:42 GMT -5
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Post by kumainpink on Jul 4, 2012 13:51:12 GMT -5
*laughs* No, don't eat her. She'll poison you! Feed her to the basilisk!
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