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Post by Miss Wings on Jun 14, 2012 11:33:45 GMT -5
Must be killed in any way.. 
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 14, 2012 11:35:49 GMT -5
You mean Lucius, right? How about taking his wand and throwing him into a pit of scorpions?  |
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Post by Miss Wings on Jun 14, 2012 11:38:09 GMT -5
yeah I mean Lucius.. I've read an awful lot of fics where Sirius calls him Lucius so I just had to copy turn him into a barbie and see how long he lasts before a kid pulls him apart, minus the gore obviously |
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Post by Kitty279 on Jun 14, 2012 11:39:13 GMT -5
That's going to be overkill, all these killing threads!
Force him to wear dirty rags with many holes, roll him in the mud, dye his hair pink, mess it up, and then force him to walk through Diagon Alley. He'll die of shame!
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 14, 2012 11:40:00 GMT -5
Hahaha! I love that, Kitty! |
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Post by Animikokala on Jun 14, 2012 11:44:03 GMT -5
Trick him into believing that he's gone to an alternate universe where the Weasleys are wealthy and the Malfoys are dirt poor. He'd probably off himself.
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 14, 2012 11:45:57 GMT -5
Make him Dobby's servant! >=D
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Post by Kitty279 on Jun 14, 2012 11:47:34 GMT -5
Or Filch's assistant. Without magic!
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 14, 2012 11:50:04 GMT -5
How about we transfigure him into a worm and use him as bait to catch a fish?  |
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Post by ginnyrules27 on Jun 14, 2012 11:52:33 GMT -5
Tell Voldemort what Lucius did with the Diary Horcrux and then get out of dodge!
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Post by Kitty279 on Jun 14, 2012 11:53:10 GMT -5
Have Rita publish an article that Lucius has told her that Moldyshorts is a halfblood. Voldy will take over the rest.
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 14, 2012 11:55:31 GMT -5
Oh yeah, that's gonna end well... *cue sarcasm*
Have Lucius wear the resurrection stone and superglue it to his hand. It fucked up Dumbledore's arm, so imagine what it'll do to Lucius?
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Post by OculisCaeruleis on Jun 14, 2012 11:55:41 GMT -5
I'll warn you all, this is pretty extreme.
Have the Ministry capture him unexpectedly and imprison him inside a small, circular room made of reinforced glass - thick and very hard to break.
Let them tell him that the bribes no longer work and they're going to pay back every single galleon.
Transfigure the ceiling above him into some sort of net, which slowly releases said galleons.
The gold coins will fill the room, until they're up to his ankles, his knees, his waist, his neck, until he's swimming in them, no longer visible.
How would he die? Would he choke? Die of suffocation? Be crushed underneath the heavy weight of millions of coins? Who knows?
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Post by Kitty279 on Jun 14, 2012 11:56:58 GMT -5
Now that's a very literal way to drown in gold ... ;D
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Post by ginnyrules27 on Jun 14, 2012 11:57:11 GMT -5
Have the Goblins of Gringotts check his records for any debt. There should be some. Have them gladly make him pay off said debt without the use of his money. He has to work it off. Lucius would AK himself in a heartbeat.
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Post by Miss Wings on Jun 14, 2012 11:57:18 GMT -5
show him ~chouette-e's creations on deviant art and go from there..
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 14, 2012 11:58:16 GMT -5
I really really like the idea of him drowning in his own bribes... >=D
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Post by Kitty279 on Jun 14, 2012 12:00:50 GMT -5
Force him to listen to his son whining over the Buckbeak incident (without Draco knowing he listens) and how he always hides behind his Daddy after running off his mouth until he dies of shame.
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Post by Miss Wings on Jun 14, 2012 12:00:52 GMT -5
ooh have the Goblins involved. he can be shoveling dragon dung as payback for stealing money and then he can drown in it.. ewwwww
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Post by Kitty279 on Jun 14, 2012 12:02:10 GMT -5
Turn him into a peacock and then let Fenrir Greyback loose.
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 14, 2012 12:02:36 GMT -5
ooh have the Goblins involved. he can be shoveling dragon dung as payback for stealing money and then he can drown in it.. ewwwww *gags* Thanks...you did it again! Somehow, you always disturb me... But rather fitting for Lucy here... |
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Post by Kitty279 on Jun 14, 2012 12:10:13 GMT -5
ooh have the Goblins involved. he can be shoveling dragon dung as payback for stealing money and then he can drown in it.. ewwwww Actually, there was a fanfic that came close to that - save the drowning part, but he was forced to do this dirty work for many decades. |
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Post by Miss Wings on Jun 14, 2012 12:11:26 GMT -5
yeah that's where I got the idea, didn't he have to walk naked to the pub or something?
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 14, 2012 12:12:47 GMT -5
That's awesome! |
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Post by Kitty279 on Jun 14, 2012 12:12:54 GMT -5
Yes, yes, after Narcissa refused to help and the goblins refused to allow him to use their floo ;D
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 14, 2012 12:15:29 GMT -5
That's awesome! |
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Post by Miss Wings on Jun 14, 2012 12:16:55 GMT -5
it's also the same fic where Molly's kids weren't Arthur's.. The Champion's Champion.. love that 1
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 14, 2012 12:19:26 GMT -5
Hm... just for Lucy getting his just desserts, I'll have to read it. |
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Post by Miss Wings on Jun 14, 2012 12:21:20 GMT -5
I think it's good but i'm crazy so... yeah, trails off
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 14, 2012 12:22:20 GMT -5
Phoenix, you're crazy, but a crazy we can all enjoy. If we're not horribly scarred that is <.<
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