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Post by Miss Wings on Jul 16, 2012 9:15:00 GMT -5
Naa.. Make Draco into Draconia (Hayden Panettiere) and you have a deal..
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Post by kumainpink on Jul 16, 2012 9:16:08 GMT -5
Okay! *casts Draconia spell* Here you go!  |
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Post by Miss Wings on Jul 16, 2012 9:16:58 GMT -5
Yayyy, Shall give you anyone you want in return with your dreadful marshmellows..
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Post by kumainpink on Jul 16, 2012 9:18:14 GMT -5
Give me... Percy Weasley! We need a good, brilliant mind to do our finances!
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Post by physicssquid on Jul 16, 2012 9:20:01 GMT -5
I want Lucius, I must save him from these crazy people.
*grabs gun and whip, a la Indiana Jones, and starts trying to get the hot blond away from the slave-drivers*
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Post by Miss Wings on Jul 16, 2012 9:22:04 GMT -5
I have a gun here for you! *Hands Over*
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Post by kumainpink on Jul 16, 2012 9:24:35 GMT -5
Oh no you don't! Nobody cheats Kuma and gets away with it! *calls upon holy fuckfire to wrap itself around you! Grabs Fuckslayer and smashes you in the face with it* >=O
Give me my money, or let me enslave Lucius, otherwise you die! Mwahahahaha!
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Post by physicssquid on Jul 16, 2012 9:25:12 GMT -5
Thanks.
*grabs gun and points it at those who are using Lucy, with a finger on the trigger and the safety off*
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Post by kumainpink on Jul 16, 2012 9:28:09 GMT -5
*insane cackling* I really don't care about guns, you mortal fool! *wraps self in a wreath of fuckfire and attacks you full force*
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Post by physicssquid on Jul 16, 2012 9:28:28 GMT -5
Oh no you don't! Nobody cheats Kuma and gets away with it! *calls upon holy fuckfire to wrap itself around you! Grabs Fuckslayer and smashes you in the face with it* >=O Give me my money, or let me enslave Lucius, otherwise you die! Mwahahahaha! I'll give you Dung, Umbridge, Greyback, Dolohov, Rookwood, Mulciber, Jugson, Avery, MacNair, and any other DE you can think of if you let me have my Lucy. |
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Post by kumainpink on Jul 16, 2012 9:31:26 GMT -5
*thinks about it* I already have Umbridge...but I'll take Greyback and to enslave instead... *gives you Lucy* <.<
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Post by physicssquid on Jul 16, 2012 9:32:18 GMT -5
*insane cackling* I really don't care about guns, you mortal fool! *wraps self in a wreath of fuckfire and attacks you full force* Can fuckfire withstand the full power of the ocean? *lifts arms causing great tsunamis of water to crash down on the enemy* |
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Post by Miss Wings on Jul 16, 2012 9:34:17 GMT -5
Noooo you gave in to easy!! Should have asked for battle armour and chocolate!
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Post by kumainpink on Jul 16, 2012 9:35:41 GMT -5
*enjoys the cool, relaxing water*
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Post by G. Novella on Jul 16, 2012 9:39:28 GMT -5
Squid, how did you get the DEs? *Begins to panic that someone else is trying to steal her profits, grabs whips, wand and knives*
Now, let's hand over the Death Eaters, I have sales to make, castles to build, etc. I still have the third and fourth floors to buils and the towers. Rachel's bedroom is complete, btw did we sell Percy Kuma? *sharpens knife and looks for money*
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Post by kumainpink on Jul 16, 2012 9:40:50 GMT -5
<.< No, we didn't sell Percy. *grabs the Fuckslayer* Need some assistance? |
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Post by G. Novella on Jul 16, 2012 9:42:49 GMT -5
I knew we made a good deal hiring you for warden, *inwardly grins because Kuma comes free*
Now, Squid, you got some DEs to hand over *grins maniacally*
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Post by Miss Wings on Jul 16, 2012 9:43:52 GMT -5
my friend will take percy if i can have hermione  |
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Post by kumainpink on Jul 16, 2012 9:44:50 GMT -5
*rips off skin on arm and starts to eat it* |
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Post by physicssquid on Jul 16, 2012 9:45:32 GMT -5
Getting the DEs was easy. They're so arrogant it's not funny. The wards they had on their houses were pathetic, and Greyback wasn't using CONSTANT VIGILANCE, so I got him from behind.
*points at several squirming bodies, each individually wrapped in rope, with one wrapped in thick chains*
Now, where's my Lucy?
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Post by Miss Wings on Jul 16, 2012 9:45:35 GMT -5
*rips off skin on arm and starts to eat it* BORK!!!  |
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Post by kumainpink on Jul 16, 2012 9:48:40 GMT -5
Aww don't cry! Want some? *rips off more skin and offers it to you*
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Post by Miss Wings on Jul 16, 2012 9:49:53 GMT -5
again BORK!!!
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Post by kumainpink on Jul 16, 2012 9:53:26 GMT -5
*snickers* Aww okay, I'll behave...until the crazy returns!
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Post by Miss Wings on Jul 16, 2012 9:54:20 GMT -5
Has just read the most pathetic story ever!
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Post by physicssquid on Jul 16, 2012 9:56:11 GMT -5
Has just read the most pathetic story ever! What story? |
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Post by Miss Wings on Jul 16, 2012 9:56:34 GMT -5
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Post by kumainpink on Jul 16, 2012 9:59:54 GMT -5
Yeah...I read through the first paragraph and decided not to bother...
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Post by Nahara46 on Jul 16, 2012 10:03:40 GMT -5
I read it and the best part is the letter, that JKR wrote...
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Post by physicssquid on Jul 16, 2012 10:04:18 GMT -5
Just had a look, and while the plot is slightly better than poor, the grammar and word usage is utter bollocks.
I do like redos, but only when either Harry alone, or Harry and his friends, are going back in time to their younger bodies, not sending letters through time.
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