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Post by Miss Wings on Aug 6, 2012 10:51:25 GMT -5
I am not allowed to introduce Hagrid to Red Bull. The last thing he needs are wings... Yeah but then you could give him Thor's hammer
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Post by G. Novella on Aug 6, 2012 10:54:51 GMT -5
Oh My Merlin! Kumy, you figured it out, that's how Hagrid flew to Harry! Red bull!
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Post by Dimcairien on Aug 6, 2012 10:58:52 GMT -5
I am not allowed to introduce Hagrid to Red Bull. The last thing he needs are wings... Yeah but then you could give him Thor's hammer I wonder if Hagrid would be worthy of it. I am not allowed to introduce Hagrid to the Hulk.
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Post by brokenquill92 on Aug 6, 2012 11:19:53 GMT -5
I am not allowed give Pigwidgeon sugar
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Post by Dimcairien on Aug 6, 2012 12:02:11 GMT -5
Nor am I allowed to give Pigwidgeon coffee.
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Post by brokenquill92 on Aug 6, 2012 12:53:07 GMT -5
I am not allowed to give Ron $10 and tell him it's worth 1000 galleons
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Post by Miss Wings on Aug 6, 2012 12:54:18 GMT -5
I'm not allowed to give Ron a bankcard and give him the wrong number on purpose.
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Post by brokenquill92 on Aug 6, 2012 12:56:37 GMT -5
I am not allowed to teach first years the Cruciatus curse
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Post by brokenquill92 on Aug 6, 2012 12:57:34 GMT -5
I am not allowed to teach first years the Imperius curse
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Post by Miss Wings on Aug 6, 2012 12:58:25 GMT -5
I'm not allowed to teach first year Avade Kedavra
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Post by brokenquill92 on Aug 6, 2012 13:00:27 GMT -5
We're at 278 post (279) long way to 10,000
I am not allowed to give any child of Hermione Weasley the sparknotes version of Hogwarts: A History
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Post by brokenquill92 on Aug 6, 2012 13:01:23 GMT -5
I am not allowed to have Dumbledore committed
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Post by Miss Wings on Aug 6, 2012 13:01:43 GMT -5
I'm not allowed to give Dobby a CHAINsaw!
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Post by Dimcairien on Aug 6, 2012 13:04:12 GMT -5
I am not allowed to give Arthur Weasley a computer.
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Post by Miss Wings on Aug 6, 2012 13:05:16 GMT -5
I'm not allowed to give Arthur Weasley a gun and tell him it's a toy.
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Post by physicssquid on Aug 6, 2012 13:21:15 GMT -5
I'm not allowed to give Arthur Weasley a supersonic jet fighter and tell him it's a toy.
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Post by Miss Wings on Aug 6, 2012 13:22:56 GMT -5
I'm not allowed to give Arthur Weasley a screwdriver and tell him it's the key to the box.
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Post by physicssquid on Aug 6, 2012 13:23:55 GMT -5
I'm not allowed to let Arthur Weasley to operate any of the camera equipment at the Olympics.
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Post by Miss Wings on Aug 6, 2012 13:33:21 GMT -5
I'm not allowed to let Arthur Weasley compete in the Olympics.
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Post by physicssquid on Aug 6, 2012 13:38:39 GMT -5
I'm not allowed to petition the IOC to include Quidditch as an Olympic sport, and then get the Gryffindor Quidditch Team to represent GB.
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Post by Dimcairien on Aug 6, 2012 13:41:01 GMT -5
I'm not allowed to petition the IOC to include Quidditch as an Olympic sport, and then get the Gryffindor Quidditch Team to represent GB. But that would be absolutely awesome! I am not allowed to bring a DJ to the Great Hall and announce a Hogwarts wide dance party.
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Post by brokenquill92 on Aug 6, 2012 13:43:00 GMT -5
I am not allowed to pour salt on the Toad to see if she shrivels
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Post by teehee100 on Aug 6, 2012 13:43:22 GMT -5
I am not allowed to introduce the students of Hogwarts to fanfiction or fanart.......no matter how funny the results would be.
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Post by physicssquid on Aug 6, 2012 13:43:38 GMT -5
I'm not allowed to pour water on Umbitch to see if she melts.
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Post by Miss Wings on Aug 6, 2012 13:45:00 GMT -5
I'm not allowed to put a chicken egg under Umbridge and see if we get a Baslisk
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Post by brokenquill92 on Aug 6, 2012 13:45:47 GMT -5
I am not allowed ask the Weasley twins if they wanna have a threesome
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Post by Dimcairien on Aug 6, 2012 13:47:13 GMT -5
I am not allowed to introduce Jack Sparrow to the Weasley twins.
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Post by brokenquill92 on Aug 6, 2012 13:48:01 GMT -5
I am not allowed to send Liir, Elphaba, or Gelinda an invitation to Hogwarts
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Post by brokenquill92 on Aug 6, 2012 13:49:05 GMT -5
I am not allowed to dress Dumbledore as Santa Claus
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Post by teehee100 on Aug 6, 2012 14:11:16 GMT -5
By the same token I'm not allowed to dress up Snape as Santa Claus.
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