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Post by unbeastly on Aug 26, 2012 11:16:38 GMT -5
I'm not allowed to give Peeves a book of the rudest and tasteless jokes ever told.
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Post by physicssquid on Aug 26, 2012 11:43:06 GMT -5
I'm not allowed to show either Peeves or the twins the book called 'Politically Incorrect Jokes from the Internet'.
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Post by Kitty279 on Aug 26, 2012 12:38:22 GMT -5
I'm not allowed to see exactly how many monsters can fit inside Hogwarts. I'm NOT allowed to let Hagrid read that post, because he'd still try it out! |
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Post by G. Novella on Aug 26, 2012 12:40:59 GMT -5
I'm not allowed to dress up as Wednesday Addams and tell Snape off for not being creepy enough x)
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Post by unbeastly on Aug 26, 2012 12:51:28 GMT -5
I'm not allowed to give the vampires and werewolves copies of the Twilight series.
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Post by G. Novella on Aug 26, 2012 12:52:44 GMT -5
I'm not allowed to give Lavender Brown a copy of Twilight...
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Post by unbeastly on Aug 26, 2012 12:55:25 GMT -5
I'm not allowed to permanently write "Fred" and "George" on the correct twins head with ink that they themselves can't see.
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Post by unbeastly on Aug 26, 2012 12:57:41 GMT -5
I'm not allowed to give Lavender Brown a copy of Twilight... The horror  . Lavender and Parvati as Twihards "shudders" I'm not allowed to give Dobby caffeine. |
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Post by G. Novella on Aug 26, 2012 13:42:42 GMT -5
Imagine what they'd do to the poor Gryffindors as Twihards  I'm not allowed to Cedric he's a pansy vampire. |
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Post by unbeastly on Aug 26, 2012 14:16:47 GMT -5
I'm not allowed to see whether or not Madam Pince would save the Twilight series from burning.
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Post by 19811945 on Aug 26, 2012 15:22:15 GMT -5
I am not allowed to show them the Chronicles of Narnia (either the books or the movies) to Hogwarts.
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Post by 19811945 on Aug 26, 2012 15:31:08 GMT -5
I am not allowed to tell the inhabitants of Hogwarts that there is a site for muggles (Pottermore) to use in order to use magic.
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Post by G. Novella on Aug 26, 2012 15:34:05 GMT -5
I'm not allowed to toss Draco into a crowd of rabid fan girls to enjoy watching him getting hurt from the fame he always wantedg
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Post by readingdeatheater on Aug 26, 2012 18:45:19 GMT -5
I'm not allowed to dress up as Wednesday Addams and tell Snape off for not being creepy enough x) Love this and it would be great to see someone do that I am not allowed to give Cedric a copy of Twilight then show him a Picture of Christen Stuart saying he might as well get to see his future vampire obsessed Wife. |
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Post by unbeastly on Aug 27, 2012 14:41:37 GMT -5
I'm not allowed to tell Peeves that he is in charge of composing a theme song for Voldermort to be called "Moldyshorts and His Death Munchers"
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Post by teehee100 on Aug 28, 2012 15:01:08 GMT -5
I am not allowed to tell first years that "moon crystal power" is a spell.
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Post by physicssquid on Aug 28, 2012 15:18:45 GMT -5
I'm not allowed to sing Bat out of Hell everytime I see Snape.
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Post by Kitty279 on Aug 28, 2012 23:51:32 GMT -5
I'm not allowed to sing Bat out of Hell everytime I see Snape. You'd not survive for long if you did that ;D I'm not allowed to dye everything the pink toad owns black. |
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Post by unbeastly on Aug 29, 2012 1:32:52 GMT -5
I'm not allowed to dye everything the pink toad owns black. You'll be doing that for hours. I'm not allowed to replace Umbridge's kitten plates with pink toad plates. |
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Post by 19811945 on Aug 29, 2012 12:23:09 GMT -5
I'm not allowed to show Draco The Simpsons.
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Post by G. Novella on Aug 29, 2012 14:35:16 GMT -5
I'm not allowed to introduce South Park to Hogwarts xD
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Post by 19811945 on Aug 29, 2012 14:42:29 GMT -5
I'm not allowed to introduce Edward Elizabeth Hitler (aka Ade Edmondson) and Richard Richard (aka Ric Mayall) to the Hogwarts. They would be in complete disarray at the amount of violence that these two people can produce. Look up Bottom and The Young Ones (BBC TV shows) for more information.
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Post by unbeastly on Aug 29, 2012 14:45:21 GMT -5
I'm not allowed to introduce the Discworld series to Hogwarts.
(Just imagine the twins and the luggage.)
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Post by physicssquid on Aug 29, 2012 17:34:03 GMT -5
I'm not allowed to persuade Dumbledore to hire Edmund Blackadder as DADA professor.
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Post by weasleyatheart99 on Aug 29, 2012 18:35:01 GMT -5
I am not allowed to host Game shows in the great hall
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Post by teehee100 on Sept 6, 2012 21:19:23 GMT -5
I am not allowed to play freeze tag in the great hall. Or use it to make people late.
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Post by brokenquill92 on Sept 6, 2012 21:57:13 GMT -5
I am not allowed to show Slytherins the veil to Faerie
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Post by jaffaninja on Sept 7, 2012 3:36:13 GMT -5
I am not allowed to hijack the Hogwarts Express and crash it into the castle.
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Post by Kitty279 on Sept 7, 2012 8:16:23 GMT -5
I'm not allowed to put fluorescent costumes over the Thestrals and send them all around Hogwarts as ghost horses.
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Post by G. Novella on Sept 7, 2012 14:29:29 GMT -5
I'm not allowed to convince Hagrid to crossbreed Cerberus-es (Cerberi? What's a plural??) with dragons just so I can get a fire-breathing, giant monster
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. Lavender and Parvati as Twihards "shudders"
