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Post by melodypottersnape on Aug 14, 2012 11:46:30 GMT -5
I came across one that I needed bleach right after I saw what the pairing was GirlHarry/Buckbeak and apparently Harry was supposed to get pregnant from it
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Post by 19811945 on Aug 14, 2012 11:53:56 GMT -5
I came across one that I needed bleach right after I saw what the pairing was GirlHarry/Buckbeak and apparently Harry was supposed to get pregnant from it Now that disturbs me.  |
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Post by physicssquid on Aug 14, 2012 12:26:25 GMT -5
That is truly disturbing.
The pairing that disturbs me is Old Dumbledore/anyone. I can't think of any others that disturb me at the moment, but I may come up some eventually.
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Post by princedice1 on Aug 14, 2012 12:35:52 GMT -5
How about Harry making babies with the Giant Squid.
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Post by melodypottersnape on Aug 14, 2012 12:37:05 GMT -5
Padfoot/Harry and WerewolfRemus/Harry
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Post by G. Novella on Aug 14, 2012 12:40:59 GMT -5
0.o Do those actually exist, or are you just fucking with us?
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Post by Kaiserin on Aug 14, 2012 12:46:05 GMT -5
I saw one once for fenrir/hermione
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Post by melodypottersnape on Aug 14, 2012 12:48:02 GMT -5
No the werewolf Remus one is on adultfanfiction. I saw the padfoot/harry one on FFN. Though the FFN is probably deleted. The padfoot/Harry caught me by surprise cause it made no warning of beastality only that it was going to be Sirius/Harry smut. The summary said something about deatheaters capturing them both
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Post by G. Novella on Aug 14, 2012 12:49:55 GMT -5
... The world terrifies me, I'm going to go hide under a blanket... *shudders*
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Post by mountaingirl777 on Aug 14, 2012 13:07:46 GMT -5
Does it? Where does this come from? It also surprised me that people got that from the books. Where are the indications? JK revealed that he is gay a long time ago. |
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Post by physicssquid on Aug 14, 2012 13:27:31 GMT -5
Does it? Where does this come from? It also surprised me that people got that from the books. Where are the indications? JK revealed that he is gay a long time ago. Plus there's the fact that in book 6 he stated that he liked knitting patterns, which, to me, says, gay. |
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Post by Kitty279 on Aug 14, 2012 13:39:37 GMT -5
Not sure if the knitting patterns are much of a proof in case of a man who is pretty crazy anyway. Look at his welcome speech in PS, for instance ... or how he talks about the students like they are horses.
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Post by brokenquill92 on Aug 14, 2012 15:54:06 GMT -5
Twincest
Dudley/Harry
Vernon /Harry
Petunia/Harry
Lily Evans/ Giant Squid
Harry/Voldie
James/Harry
Lily/Harry
Ron/Ginny
Molly/Harry
Old Dumbledore/ anyone
McGonagall/ anyone
Bellatrix/anyone
Voldie / anyone
Fenrir/ anyone
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Post by physicssquid on Aug 14, 2012 16:18:25 GMT -5
I've just found a truly disturbing ship.
I think you might need to have a gallon of brain-bleach ready, and brace yourselves, for ... Lockhart/Snape.
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Post by viralic1 on Aug 14, 2012 17:11:41 GMT -5
I don't even think that's physically possible.
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Post by 19811945 on Aug 14, 2012 17:14:11 GMT -5
I can't even imagine Lockhart with anyone. I definately need the mind bleach for that one. I'm about to go to bed, I probably end up with nightmares about that one....
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Post by brokenquill92 on Aug 14, 2012 17:35:16 GMT -5
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Post by Nahara46 on Aug 14, 2012 17:56:16 GMT -5
Honestly, it's hard to disturb me. Though I dislike any weird Animal/Human fics. I don't do bestility, But I'll read incest (As long as they don't have a kid!), slash, Young person/Old (as long as it's not reeeeal old, I don't like anything with Old Dumbledore. If you want a Dumbledore pairing, I need time travel, or it has to be set in the past to be involved.). I'm pretty open minded when it comes to pairings.
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Post by brokenquill92 on Aug 14, 2012 17:58:21 GMT -5
I found several bdsm Umbridge/Harry just please pass the brain bleach I'm all out
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Post by physicssquid on Aug 14, 2012 18:14:35 GMT -5
That is pretty disturbing, but I did find another Harry/Fenrir that I liked, where Harry was the dom and Fenrir was the sub. www.fanfiction.net/s/4951454/1/AlphasI'm gonna grab a copy of it as soon as I finish working ona scene in one of my RtBs. |
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Post by melodypottersnape on Aug 14, 2012 18:33:53 GMT -5
I came across one were Rita killed Harry after sex
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Post by mountaingirl777 on Aug 14, 2012 19:43:56 GMT -5
here's some odd paring stories I came across during my searches of obscure Harry Potter fics. HAVE SOME BRAIN BLEACH HANDY BEFORE YOU READ.
Hermione/Buckbeak < The author was high when they wrote the lemon scene for this one.> Ron/Arraog < The lemon scene was very disturbing> Harry/Mrs. Figg/Hermione/ <I laughed hard when I saw this one.> <The morning after scene was a riot> Does the Ron/aragog one have bad spelling and only is like a paragraph? if so, I found it and am wondering if the two who reviewed actually read it. |
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Post by mkatl1 on Aug 15, 2012 1:16:47 GMT -5
I've just found a truly disturbing ship. I think you might need to have a gallon of brain-bleach ready, and brace yourselves, for ... Lockhart/Snape. I think I'm gonna vomit lol , I saw a fenir/Harry one which was just disturbing lol I had nightmares for months lol |
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Post by Kitty279 on Aug 15, 2012 1:45:45 GMT -5
Can't you just see Lockhart fearing that Snape's hair might somehow contamine his? *snicker*
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Post by 19811945 on Aug 15, 2012 2:41:22 GMT -5
Lockhart is too up himself for anything else. Come to think of it, I think his preferences lay somewhere in the student population (as in the students themselves). Pass the mind bleach please.
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Post by Kitty279 on Aug 15, 2012 3:39:25 GMT -5
There were indeed a few stories that portrayed him as a pedophile ... and I can totally see that, sadly. Probably memory-charmed the poor kids afterwards.
Ugh, I shouldn't have eaten that much at the birthday party right now! *downs brain bleach*
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Post by readingdeatheater on Aug 19, 2012 12:17:15 GMT -5
My mum and me were having a laugh and came up with some never in a million years be written and we found that they had, so i am disterbed and reaching for the brain bleach.
Dobby/Hagrid
Dobby/Voldermort
Dobby/bellatrix
Buckbeak/Hagrid
Buckbeak/Sirius
Any weasleysest except Fred and George.
Dumbledore anyone, except Minny or Geliet
Hagrid anyone except olympia.
other than that as long as it is not No-Con i will read the pairing if only for a laught
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Post by 19811945 on Aug 19, 2012 17:16:47 GMT -5
Dobby/Harry (more than the hero worship stance)
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Post by mkatl1 on Aug 19, 2012 18:37:33 GMT -5
Dobby/Harry (more than the hero worship stance) Gross , that's wrong l |
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Post by readingdeatheater on Aug 20, 2012 15:45:52 GMT -5
Dobby/Harry (more than the hero worship stance) Gross , that's wrong l Totaly will someone Oblivate me please  |
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