Why you shouldn't ship two squirrels

[ginnyrules27]

Today I was going to class when I saw two squirrels in one of the tree. I, unknowing how to tell female squirrels from male squirrels, assumed that they were both male squirrels. I addressed them as Mr. Squirrel and greeted them, as anyone normal person would greet two rodents with fancy tails as my mom would say.

One looked at me. It was so creepy the way it stared at me. It was like my conscious saying 'you've spent too much time online girl. You're shipping two squirrels!'

[Kitty279]

*grin* Interesting how the mind works - I'd probably have automatically assumed they are a couple. But then, I don't know much about them, either.