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Post by mkatl1 on Jul 4, 2012 0:44:44 GMT -5
Make them listen to Bella from Twilight go on and on about her Edward... *snickers* Lollollolol !!! They'd be bored to death XD |
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Post by kumainpink on Jul 4, 2012 0:47:03 GMT -5
Exactly!
Oh, I know! Fling them into the Twilight Zone...
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Post by mkatl1 on Jul 4, 2012 0:49:18 GMT -5
Or how bout this make them bleed and put them in a room full of vampires lol
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Post by kumainpink on Jul 4, 2012 0:50:07 GMT -5
YAY! I want to watch that!
Let's do the same, but then stick them in a tank of hungry sharks! >=D
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Post by Kitty279 on Jul 4, 2012 0:53:22 GMT -5
Or into a swarm of piranhas. They might be able to enjoy being eaten alive a bit longer than with sharks.
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Post by mkatl1 on Jul 4, 2012 0:57:47 GMT -5
Oooooo your evil kitty I like it! The more painful the death the better! *evil cackle*
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Post by Kitty279 on Jul 4, 2012 0:59:01 GMT -5
Petunia won't last too long, but Vernon and Dudley with their ample fat ... *evil grin*
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Post by mkatl1 on Jul 4, 2012 1:00:26 GMT -5
Transfigure them into the respected animals (horse,whale and walrus) and let them live out there days in a barn lol
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Post by Kitty279 on Jul 4, 2012 1:03:12 GMT -5
*snicker* Petunia with her cleanliness obsession would like that  |
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Post by kumainpink on Jul 4, 2012 1:03:21 GMT -5
And put them in a zoo! And Kitty, your idea is made of epic win! *snicker* |
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Post by mkatl1 on Jul 4, 2012 1:04:20 GMT -5
Omg I haven't laughed this much since my divorce *snickers*
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Post by Kitty279 on Jul 4, 2012 1:05:30 GMT -5
Apparently being at work and supposed to be working is quite inspiring - though not for my paid job  |
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Post by kumainpink on Jul 4, 2012 1:06:17 GMT -5
*snicker* Of course not, Kitty. Of course not. |
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Post by mkatl1 on Jul 4, 2012 1:07:54 GMT -5
Lol I would love to be a witch I'd turn ex hubby into the ass he is lol!
Also..... Get Harry to conjure a snakes and ask them to eat the dursleys although the poor snakes might get tummy aches... The poor things
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Post by Kitty279 on Jul 4, 2012 1:10:06 GMT -5
The poor snakes would dislodge their jaws trying to swallow Duddykins and Vernon.
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Post by mkatl1 on Jul 4, 2012 1:11:51 GMT -5
Like I said in kill Lockhart get a snake to eat him lol probably be poisoned though with all that hair gel..
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Post by Kitty279 on Jul 4, 2012 1:13:52 GMT -5
*snicker* We can have the snake eat him from the feet onwards, and by the time it comes to his head, we have sheared his head bald and scourgified it. No problem. We don't want to harm the poor snake, after all.
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Post by mkatl1 on Jul 4, 2012 1:14:33 GMT -5
lmao! Great idea kitty lol
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Post by kumainpink on Jul 4, 2012 1:18:55 GMT -5
*evil grin* That is why we dice them up first. And remove the bones, of course.
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Post by mkatl1 on Jul 4, 2012 1:20:06 GMT -5
Ooooo horrible mental imagines *snicker*
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Post by kumainpink on Jul 4, 2012 1:27:53 GMT -5
And while we're at it, lets turn them into what they'd hate most. A pile of garbage for Petunia, a stalk of celery for Dudley and um...well Vernon is hard. He hates a lot of things. Oh wait... Let's turn him into Harry and see how he enjoys being the Boy Who Lived! |
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Post by Kitty279 on Jul 4, 2012 1:29:24 GMT -5
Turn Vernon into a goblin. One of the lowest ones who have to shovel dragon dung or so. He'd enjoy that so much with his hate of anything anormal and his belief to be better than everyone else.
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Post by mkatl1 on Jul 4, 2012 1:30:46 GMT -5
*snicker* then get the garbage disposal people to take tuney to the dump, mrs figg to eat the celery then make dursley kill himself because cause he can't take being the boy who lifed
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Post by Kaiserin on Jul 4, 2012 1:33:51 GMT -5
no, let vernon have his normal. slip it to the media that he has been locking his nephew up in acloset doing who know what to him. turn the neighbor hood into a media circus and then lock him up in the general public portion of the jails, because even criminals hate child abuse. He would probably end up gang raped in there. so yes give him a full helping of normal. Let him choke on it.
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Post by kumainpink on Jul 4, 2012 1:37:59 GMT -5
That's really evil, Kai. And most of it is good, but I don't think he deserves to be raped. Nobody does.
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Post by mkatl1 on Jul 4, 2012 1:39:13 GMT -5
I agree nobody deserves to be raped but can't u make an exception this once pink ... Dursley is evil ... And poor Harry  |
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Post by kumainpink on Jul 4, 2012 1:41:46 GMT -5
No, no rape. We'd be no better, maybe even worse than Dursley if we took joy in him being raped. It's a sad, disgusting thing. He doesn't deserve it, but in prison it is possible. *shrugs* I do like the idea of a media circus, though.  |
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Post by Kaiserin on Jul 4, 2012 1:42:53 GMT -5
I just propose that we leave him to the inmate who hate abuse. its up to them what they do to him.
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Post by mkatl1 on Jul 4, 2012 1:43:10 GMT -5
Oh okay (: fair enough!! Let's just shove him in the closet with out food!! Give him a taste of his own medicine ... I consider that evil enough * sadistic grin*
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Post by Kitty279 on Jul 4, 2012 1:45:25 GMT -5
Yeah, making his treatment of Harry public would be perfect. And punish Petunia, too, who always wanted to be normal, but better than her neighbours.
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