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Post by kumainpink on Jun 14, 2012 10:55:43 GMT -5
By request of ginnyrules27, I present you with this thread! Now, you know what to do here!
Come up with crazy, cruel, gross, violent or just plain silly ways to kill Rita Skeeter!
I suggest turning her in to her animagus form and stomping on her. 
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Post by ginnyrules27 on Jun 14, 2012 10:59:55 GMT -5
Locking her in a room with everyone she's smeared in her career. Soundproof the room and enable the mob.
Or, lock her in a room with a protective Godfather of one Boy-Who-Lived. As a Black, Sirius would know some creative ways to end a person even if he never uses it in canon.
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 14, 2012 11:02:44 GMT -5
>:3 Both have merit, but the second one is awesome!
Heehee... Transfigure her in to a sock and have Dumbledore wear her... DX
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Post by ginnyrules27 on Jun 14, 2012 11:03:40 GMT -5
Transfigure her into a sock and have DOBBY wear her.
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 14, 2012 11:04:21 GMT -5
Haha! How about transfiguring her in to a bra and having Umbitch wear her? o.O
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Post by ginnyrules27 on Jun 14, 2012 11:05:11 GMT -5
BAD IMAGES! KILL IT WITH FIRE!
Turn her into a salamander and have the Weasley twins feed her a firework?
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Post by Kitty279 on Jun 14, 2012 11:08:57 GMT -5
Why not lock her somewhere where people do nothing than badmouth a certain Rita Skeeter? And then force her to use her special quill to record it in her usual slandering way and publish it? I know that won't kill her, saven she's getting a stroke in her fury, but it would be a nice punishment before we could maybe introduce her to a nice, lonely werewolf.
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 14, 2012 11:10:01 GMT -5
Why not lock her somewhere where people do nothing than badmouth a certain Rita Skeeter? And then force her to use her special quill to record it in her usual slandering way and publish it? I know that won't kill her, saven she's getting a stroke in her fury, but it would be a nice punishment before we could maybe introduce her to a nice, lonely werewolf. Did I mention that I love you? ;D |
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Post by Kitty279 on Jun 14, 2012 11:16:15 GMT -5
Thanks! I love you too!  |
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Post by Animikokala on Jun 14, 2012 11:18:59 GMT -5
Meh, too easy. Bugspray!
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Post by ginnyrules27 on Jun 14, 2012 11:19:40 GMT -5
Off topic but does anyone know if there's a Kill Lockhart thread? If not, I wouldn't mind starting one.
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 14, 2012 11:19:44 GMT -5
*claps hands* Oh goodie! How about we make Rita sit through and endless loop of this song until she offs herself? (listen to this to understand the sheer awfulness of it...) |
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 14, 2012 11:20:19 GMT -5
Off topic but does anyone know if there's a Kill Lockhart thread? If not, I wouldn't mind starting one. No, not yet. Feel free to start one! |
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Post by Kitty279 on Jun 14, 2012 12:04:33 GMT -5
Place nice, sticky flycatchers all over a place and then put her into the room in her animagus form.
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 14, 2012 12:10:09 GMT -5
Nice! I say we stuff tarantulas down her blouse. >=D |
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Post by Kitty279 on Jun 14, 2012 12:11:01 GMT -5
Now you are creeping even me out!
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 14, 2012 12:16:36 GMT -5
Heehee... or we could feed her to Aragog and his children...  |
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Post by Marwana on Jun 14, 2012 14:15:12 GMT -5
Force her into her animagus form and feed her to a Venus flytrap. Torture enough as it takes a couple of days before... well I think you get the idea^^
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Post by Miss Wings on Jun 14, 2012 14:17:37 GMT -5
or we could just post all of her articles in Harry's cupboard. make them talk over each other at a full blast volume and lock her in there with them.. Crazy here I come
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 14, 2012 19:26:25 GMT -5
Wow, that's different...
How about we drown her in a pool of stinksap?
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