Post by melodypottersnape on Jul 16, 2012 18:15:37 GMT -5
This is the last Oneshot for COS.
Disclaimer: I don't Harry Potter.
The horses galloped into the middle of the dance floor and halted, resting and plunging; a large ghost at the front, whose bearded head was under his arm, blowing the horn, leapt down, lifted his head high in the air so he could see over the crowd (everyone laughed)…
…and strode over to Nearly Headless Nick, squashing his head back onto his neck.
"Nick!" he roared. "How are you? Head still hanging in there?"
He gave a hearty guffaw and clapped Nearly Headless Nick on the shoulder.
"Welcome, Patrick," said Nick stiffly.
"Live 'uns!" said Sir Patrick, spotting Harry, Ron and Hermione and giving a huge, fake jump of astonishment, so that his head fell off again (the crowd howled with laughter).
"Very amusing," said Nearly Headless Nick darkly.
"Don't mind Nick!" shouted Sir Patrick's head from the floor.
"Mind what about Nick? Peronally I haven't seen him do a single offending thing all that I've known him. You on the other hand are one of the rudest Neanderthals I've ever met. You come here and rudely interrupt Nick's speech on his Deathday Party. I don't know why anyone finds you interesting or the fact you use your head as a toy amusing. Really your just a huge toddler boasting a plaything about. Want to flaunt about how quick your death was. Nick went through dozens of chops and he still refused to give them the pleasure of a clean through chop. Really I think you come here and make a spectacle of your self, because your jealous that he's always been better than you alive and dead.
Nick led five battles with only six hundred out of the ten thousand men he commanded dying. He killed two manticore before they could destroy the town he was visiting. He fought in the Dark Arising War. Were he fought against trolls, orgers, giants, and the now extinct Hobgoblins in there attempt to allow the Dark Lord Rilkpord to rule. He died saving two hundred Hogwart students from a group of muggles and brainwashed muggleborns. He was executed with his head held high, after five days of them torturing him for information of were those students were hidden. If it wasn't for him those children would be dead before Rodick Gryffindor could guide those children back to safety. Dead he warned the Hogwarts of three invasion attempts.
Now what have you done? You've been in two battles as backup. You set your comrades up for an ambush and sold out your king's children wereabouts. You were executed a traitor. You died begging for mercy. Dead you've done nothing but creating entertainment at the expence of your own dignity. Not that you had much before." Harry spoke consendingly.
Patrick looked guilty as he and his cohorts flew away. Suddenly ghostly clapping filled the room. Nick thanked them and puffed out his chest in pride.
"Scared?" muttered Malfoy, so that Lockhart couldn't hear him.
"You wish," said Harry out of the corner of his mouth.
Lockhart cuffed Harry merrily on the shoulder. "Just do what I did, Harry!"
"What, drop my wand?"
But Lockhart wasn't listening.
"Three - two - one - go!" he shouted.
Malfoy raised his wand quickly and bellowed, "Serpensortia!"
"Aduro" Harry spoke with a jab of his wand. The snake burst into flames.
Harry then broke into a wide grin."I didn't know we were using our house mascots. Panthera Leosortia."
Screams filled the room as the lion started running towards Malfoy, roaring. Snape threw a spell at it only to pale as it had no affect.
Malfoy fellover backwards loosing his wand as the lion leapt towards him. Harry summoned Malfoys dropped wand as the lion went through the pale headed boy like a ghost.
Everyone stared transfixed as the lion slowly faded away. Malfoy turned to Harry his eyes wide."What happened?"
Harry smiled."I only acted like I was summoning a lion. I spoke an illusionment spell under my breath. That's why Professor's Snape's spell had no effect. You didn't honestly think I was stupid enough to summon a real lion that could escape my control like your snake did? It was merely meant to scare you into losing your wand."
Suddenly applause sounded through the room. Even some of the Slytherins were clapping. Snape gave him a penatrating stare before summoning Malfoy's wand from Harry's hand and handed it to its original owner.
Harry then turned to Lockhart and cheekily said"Sorry I didn't drop my wand like you told me. I thought this would have a better outcome."
Laughter from all the boys and a few girls covered up Snapes snort.
Disclaimer: I don't Harry Potter.
The horses galloped into the middle of the dance floor and halted, resting and plunging; a large ghost at the front, whose bearded head was under his arm, blowing the horn, leapt down, lifted his head high in the air so he could see over the crowd (everyone laughed)…
…and strode over to Nearly Headless Nick, squashing his head back onto his neck.
"Nick!" he roared. "How are you? Head still hanging in there?"
He gave a hearty guffaw and clapped Nearly Headless Nick on the shoulder.
"Welcome, Patrick," said Nick stiffly.
"Live 'uns!" said Sir Patrick, spotting Harry, Ron and Hermione and giving a huge, fake jump of astonishment, so that his head fell off again (the crowd howled with laughter).
"Very amusing," said Nearly Headless Nick darkly.
"Don't mind Nick!" shouted Sir Patrick's head from the floor.
"Mind what about Nick? Peronally I haven't seen him do a single offending thing all that I've known him. You on the other hand are one of the rudest Neanderthals I've ever met. You come here and rudely interrupt Nick's speech on his Deathday Party. I don't know why anyone finds you interesting or the fact you use your head as a toy amusing. Really your just a huge toddler boasting a plaything about. Want to flaunt about how quick your death was. Nick went through dozens of chops and he still refused to give them the pleasure of a clean through chop. Really I think you come here and make a spectacle of your self, because your jealous that he's always been better than you alive and dead.
Nick led five battles with only six hundred out of the ten thousand men he commanded dying. He killed two manticore before they could destroy the town he was visiting. He fought in the Dark Arising War. Were he fought against trolls, orgers, giants, and the now extinct Hobgoblins in there attempt to allow the Dark Lord Rilkpord to rule. He died saving two hundred Hogwart students from a group of muggles and brainwashed muggleborns. He was executed with his head held high, after five days of them torturing him for information of were those students were hidden. If it wasn't for him those children would be dead before Rodick Gryffindor could guide those children back to safety. Dead he warned the Hogwarts of three invasion attempts.
Now what have you done? You've been in two battles as backup. You set your comrades up for an ambush and sold out your king's children wereabouts. You were executed a traitor. You died begging for mercy. Dead you've done nothing but creating entertainment at the expence of your own dignity. Not that you had much before." Harry spoke consendingly.
Patrick looked guilty as he and his cohorts flew away. Suddenly ghostly clapping filled the room. Nick thanked them and puffed out his chest in pride.
"Scared?" muttered Malfoy, so that Lockhart couldn't hear him.
"You wish," said Harry out of the corner of his mouth.
Lockhart cuffed Harry merrily on the shoulder. "Just do what I did, Harry!"
"What, drop my wand?"
But Lockhart wasn't listening.
"Three - two - one - go!" he shouted.
Malfoy raised his wand quickly and bellowed, "Serpensortia!"
"Aduro" Harry spoke with a jab of his wand. The snake burst into flames.
Harry then broke into a wide grin."I didn't know we were using our house mascots. Panthera Leosortia."
Screams filled the room as the lion started running towards Malfoy, roaring. Snape threw a spell at it only to pale as it had no affect.
Malfoy fellover backwards loosing his wand as the lion leapt towards him. Harry summoned Malfoys dropped wand as the lion went through the pale headed boy like a ghost.
Everyone stared transfixed as the lion slowly faded away. Malfoy turned to Harry his eyes wide."What happened?"
Harry smiled."I only acted like I was summoning a lion. I spoke an illusionment spell under my breath. That's why Professor's Snape's spell had no effect. You didn't honestly think I was stupid enough to summon a real lion that could escape my control like your snake did? It was merely meant to scare you into losing your wand."
Suddenly applause sounded through the room. Even some of the Slytherins were clapping. Snape gave him a penatrating stare before summoning Malfoy's wand from Harry's hand and handed it to its original owner.
Harry then turned to Lockhart and cheekily said"Sorry I didn't drop my wand like you told me. I thought this would have a better outcome."
Laughter from all the boys and a few girls covered up Snapes snort.
