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Post by Kitty279 on Mar 15, 2013 13:06:12 GMT -5
I'm not allowed to show them LotR and have them write an essay why Gandalf is better than Dumbledore.
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Post by ginnyrules27 on Mar 15, 2013 22:04:23 GMT -5
I am not allowed to imitate Gollum behind the corner to scare first years.
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Post by Miss Wings on Mar 17, 2013 7:33:37 GMT -5
I'm not allowed to let Miranda Hart loose in Hogwarts. Loved the Mrs Brown reference..  |
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Post by unbeastly on Mar 17, 2013 8:48:40 GMT -5
I'm not allowed to give Peeves a pot of glue, a tub of pink glitter and a crown and tell him that Snape very much wants to be a pretty princess.
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Post by Kitty279 on Mar 17, 2013 8:53:30 GMT -5
And I am not allowed to do the above and *then* tell Umbitch that there's someone who loves pink toads!
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Post by Miss Wings on Mar 17, 2013 9:37:49 GMT -5
I'm not allowed to give Umbridge love potion tuned to Snape.
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Post by ginnyrules27 on Mar 17, 2013 20:19:41 GMT -5
I am not allowed to then tell the twins about it and give them a magical camera.
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Post by Dimcairien on Mar 23, 2013 17:19:30 GMT -5
I am not allowed to bring Ms Frizzle in to teach any subjects.
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Post by ginnyrules27 on Mar 23, 2013 22:53:25 GMT -5
I am not allowed to bring Ms Frizzle in to teach any subjects. Why not? The Frizz would be the best to teach Herbology! What better way to learn about Mandrakes than to be transformed into one? Oh, and I am not allowed to use the Deathly Hallows to get John Lennon and George Harrison to sing at Hogwarts. |
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Post by Miss Wings on Mar 24, 2013 9:16:36 GMT -5
Which John Lennon though?
The singer, the killer or the one who wanted to attack a Police Barracks with his son?
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Post by ginnyrules27 on Mar 24, 2013 13:41:50 GMT -5
Which John Lennon though? The singer, the killer or the one who wanted to attack a Police Barracks with his son? The singer. |
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Post by teehee100 on Mar 28, 2013 18:29:05 GMT -5
I am not allowed to show the toad the thread of all the different ways we came up to kill her.
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Post by ginnyrules27 on Mar 29, 2013 1:25:24 GMT -5
I am not allowed to show the toad the thread of all the different ways we came up to kill her. Just because I'm not allowed to do something doesn't mean I won't.  I am not allowed to tell the twins about the Avengers and then see if they can create a better hero than Iron Man. |
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Post by teehee100 on Mar 29, 2013 10:10:00 GMT -5
That is a scary thought. I am not allowed to introduce YouTube to the students of hogwarts.
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Post by ginnyrules27 on Mar 30, 2013 1:11:07 GMT -5
I am not allowed to introduce the concept of slash fanfiction to the students of Hogwarts.
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Post by Kitty279 on Mar 30, 2013 1:26:09 GMT -5
I am not allowed to show them our 'how to kill Umbitch' thread and then ask them to compile one for magical means to torture and kill her.
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Post by teehee100 on Mar 30, 2013 12:20:33 GMT -5
I am not allowed to send Umbridge a fake candy box containing WWW products.
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Post by Kitty279 on Mar 30, 2013 16:47:16 GMT -5
I'm not allowed to hex all of Umbitch's Blood Quills to cut *her* own hands up when she forces students to use them in detention.
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Post by teehee100 on Mar 30, 2013 17:00:35 GMT -5
I am not allowed to video tape this and send it to all of the muggle born student's parents so they'll complain.
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Post by brokenquill92 on Jul 13, 2013 15:28:23 GMT -5
I'm not allowed to change the school uniform to fluffy pinky cardigans and green/purple plaid skirts
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Post by ginnyrules27 on Jul 13, 2013 22:17:42 GMT -5
I am not allowed to do the Macarena at the Yule Ball.
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Post by brokenquill92 on Jul 20, 2013 3:04:02 GMT -5
I am not allowed to feed the school mandrakes sugar
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Post by brokenquill92 on Jul 20, 2013 3:05:12 GMT -5
I am not allowed to feed Peeves sugar
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Post by teehee100 on Aug 1, 2013 15:38:07 GMT -5
I think teaching them how to do the Macarena would have lived up the Yuel ball. I am not allowed to wish that the goblins, from the labyrinth, to take Umbridge away right now. It would be cruel to the underground.
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Post by ginnyrules27 on Aug 1, 2013 18:20:38 GMT -5
I am not allowed to sing Oompa Loompa around the Goblins.
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Post by teehee100 on Aug 3, 2013 13:01:30 GMT -5
I don't think they'll get it. And when do goblins appear at hogwarts? I am not allowed to watch movies during class, unless it the about muggles class. Then it's extra credit.
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Post by ginnyrules27 on Aug 5, 2013 0:12:48 GMT -5
teehee100, while not technically Hogwarts, they do arrive at Hogsmeade in the fourth book.
I am not allowed to tell el Sapo about the NSA.
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Post by physicssquid on Aug 6, 2013 13:05:23 GMT -5
I am not allowed to turn Gilderoy Lockhart into a girl and set him on Snape.
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Post by ginnyrules27 on Aug 6, 2013 16:43:20 GMT -5
physicssquid, why not just keep Lockhart the way he was and still sic him on Snape?
I am not allowed to convince the house elves to do the can-can on certain days of the week.
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Post by teehee100 on Aug 7, 2013 9:01:09 GMT -5
Thank you for reminding me Ginny. I had forgotten about that. I am not allowed to hex Percy so that he goes around saying "I'm a pretty little princess." over and over around the great hall.
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