Post by melodypottersnape on Aug 6, 2014 14:29:21 GMT -5
My mother and me saw a Victorian home up for sale and we were joking about buying it and turning it into a boarding house. Well when I got home I got curious and decided to check how much renting a room in a boarding house would cost. I clicked on a link to one and all of a sudden my computer locks on to a page that says that the FBI Cybercrimes has just flagged my IP for looking at ... well lust just say disgusting pics. At first I was real calm and I knew it had to be a hoax. Especially when it wanted me to pay a fine. I was like first the FBI wouldn't warn me that their going to arrest me and second I wouldn't pay a fine I'd go to jail for these 'charges'. So I was like I'll just get my Aunt or Office Max take off this virus.
Then there was this voice in the back of my head (Not in the mental illness way!) saying that people get hacked and their IP addresses copied all the time to do illegal acts. And what if this is real and in my arrogance I get in trouble for something I didn't do just because I couldn't be bothered to make one measly call. So I got on my cell and looked up who to call in the FBI since they were using their identity. (Totally seemed perfectly logical at the time but now just makes feel like and inept idiot).
I was perfectly calm until I heard the lady's voice and then I had a panic attack. The poor woman just waited so patiently as I had a sobbing freak out as I tried to tell her what the website thing said and what I had been looking at before it happened. She was real nice as she told me that it was just a hoax attempting to get money from me and that I should just get the virus off and everything will be okay. I still can't believe that it somehow made sense to me to bother a FBI office for something as stupid of this when I knew in my head that it was a hoax.
Then I called my mom and told her because she needed to know incase it affected her computer but I still hadn't calmed down and for some reason I couldn't get myself to. So my mom (saint that she is) came home from work briefly to calm me down.
So for the love of God please don't tell me that I'm the only one this has happened too or has done something this stupid in response.
Then there was this voice in the back of my head (Not in the mental illness way!) saying that people get hacked and their IP addresses copied all the time to do illegal acts. And what if this is real and in my arrogance I get in trouble for something I didn't do just because I couldn't be bothered to make one measly call. So I got on my cell and looked up who to call in the FBI since they were using their identity. (Totally seemed perfectly logical at the time but now just makes feel like and inept idiot).
I was perfectly calm until I heard the lady's voice and then I had a panic attack. The poor woman just waited so patiently as I had a sobbing freak out as I tried to tell her what the website thing said and what I had been looking at before it happened. She was real nice as she told me that it was just a hoax attempting to get money from me and that I should just get the virus off and everything will be okay. I still can't believe that it somehow made sense to me to bother a FBI office for something as stupid of this when I knew in my head that it was a hoax.
Then I called my mom and told her because she needed to know incase it affected her computer but I still hadn't calmed down and for some reason I couldn't get myself to. So my mom (saint that she is) came home from work briefly to calm me down.
So for the love of God please don't tell me that I'm the only one this has happened too or has done something this stupid in response.