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Post by ginnyrules27 on Jun 14, 2012 11:22:17 GMT -5
You know the drill.
For me, KILL HIM WITH FIRE!
OR
Put him in a room with Sirius and Remus after they find out he attacked Harry and tried to take his memories.
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Post by Kitty279 on Jun 14, 2012 11:26:42 GMT -5
Let him try to obliviate an angry giant - his spell won't be strong enough to harm the giant, but the giant will get angry anyway and use him as his new club.
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 14, 2012 11:26:58 GMT -5
EXCELLENT! We're doing another one!  I say that we restore the memories of everyone he obliviated and let them have their revenge... |
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Post by Dimcairien on Jun 14, 2012 14:12:30 GMT -5
Shave his head. |
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Post by Miss Wings on Jun 14, 2012 14:14:08 GMT -5
I say we should pick his eyes out with needles
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Post by Kitty279 on Jun 14, 2012 14:16:36 GMT -5
Shave his head. Oh, good idea. And then dye his teeth black! |
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Post by rikustark on Jun 14, 2012 15:59:23 GMT -5
Punch his teeth in. ;D
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Post by Silvertongue on Jun 14, 2012 16:26:15 GMT -5
Steal his hair curlers.
Turn them up so they burn it off and it would never grow back again.
Simple poison.
Tell Snape he said he'd beat him in a duel anytime and that Snape was a soft-touch. Watch him burn.
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 14, 2012 19:10:59 GMT -5
Hahahaha! Nice one, Silver! Sheer brilliance on your part!
Rip out every single one of those shiny teeth. No laughing gas, no Anesthesia, no sleeping potions... NOTHING. Just pure, utter agony.
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Post by shinethedown on Jun 14, 2012 19:37:46 GMT -5
Leave him in a room with Molly after she was told he left her daughter to die and tried to wipe Ron and Harry's memories to boot.
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 14, 2012 19:39:41 GMT -5
Oh...that won't be pretty. I hate the she-bitch, but it'll be fun to see her destroy Lockhart. |
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Post by Silvertongue on Jun 16, 2012 16:02:58 GMT -5
Have him share his office with Umbridge. Then they'll BOTH die. Or just go mad.
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 16, 2012 16:32:03 GMT -5
*laughs* I'd pay good money to see that... wonder which would crack first?
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Post by Silvertongue on Jun 16, 2012 16:37:56 GMT -5
 Lockhart I say. Put him in a hall of distortion mirrors! |
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 16, 2012 16:41:03 GMT -5
bwahahaha! The ultimate torture!
Make him read My Immortal....his brain will bleed
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Post by Silvertongue on Jun 16, 2012 16:43:50 GMT -5
I think he'd quite like it, considering who he is. Hehe.
Burn his autobiography in front of him and watch him weep, then use the rest of his books to build a big enough fire to roast him over.
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 16, 2012 21:08:15 GMT -5
Oh, that's just cruel....
*snickers* I LOVE IT!
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Post by Dimcairien on Jun 17, 2012 0:00:40 GMT -5
I did have Molly set her Lockhart books on fire in BFTF 2 when he was proven to be a fraud.  Dye his hair or have him sit out in the sun so long that he get sun-burnt and turns bright red. |
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 17, 2012 0:19:24 GMT -5
*laughs* Good one!
I say cut off his blond hair and force him to eat it! >=D
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Post by Miss Wings on Jun 17, 2012 12:28:09 GMT -5
and make sure it can't grow back
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 17, 2012 12:30:52 GMT -5
*chuckles*
And then we'll force him to watch as we burn all his fancy clothes... while he wears something akin to a house elf
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Post by Miss Wings on Jun 17, 2012 12:32:04 GMT -5
*chuckles* And then we'll force him to watch as we murder his precious Nagini! wrong person my dear... |
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 17, 2012 12:34:37 GMT -5
oops ... I shall edit that
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 17, 2012 12:35:54 GMT -5
Fixed |
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Post by Miss Wings on Jun 17, 2012 12:37:21 GMT -5
thumbs up.. i say we make him wear Sirius clothes from P.O.A
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 17, 2012 12:38:39 GMT -5
haha a most horrid punishment indeed! |
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Post by Miss Wings on Jun 17, 2012 12:41:10 GMT -5
Mummy thought of it..
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 17, 2012 12:54:09 GMT -5
Well good on her! |
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Post by Miss Wings on Jun 17, 2012 12:57:52 GMT -5
cheers after all I am a mother |
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 17, 2012 13:06:22 GMT -5
Really? Cool. Wish I was a mother... *pouts* |
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Lockhart I say.