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Post by teehee100 on Jul 9, 2012 22:20:12 GMT -5
Very poetic justice. Put her in the middle of a food fight in a muggle school. No wand. The lack of authority she would have over them would shock her. That and some of them might know who she was and throw things at her"
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Post by kumainpink on Jul 9, 2012 22:22:58 GMT -5
*laughs* Put her in a room of hyperactive toddlers, and watch the chaos unfold
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Post by teehee100 on Jul 9, 2012 22:25:19 GMT -5
Don't tramatise the toddlers! Though that would be funny. Have her house egged and have her clean it off herself, no wand.
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Post by kumainpink on Jul 9, 2012 22:27:07 GMT -5
I think the toddlers would traumatize her...but okay  Oh, I know! Turn her into a house elf and give her to Crabbe and Goyle! |
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Post by ginnyrules27 on Jul 9, 2012 22:27:11 GMT -5
Put dog crap on her porch, tee-pee the yard, and paintball her house. Make her clean it up by hand, no magic or help whatsoever. (Sorry teehee, got the idea from you)
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Post by teehee100 on Jul 9, 2012 22:28:06 GMT -5
That's fine. I love what you added.
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Post by kumainpink on Jul 9, 2012 22:29:50 GMT -5
 Sounds like fun... Cover her in tar and feathers, and apply a permanent sticking charm her. Then put her up in the halls for all of Hogwarts to see. |
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Post by ginnyrules27 on Jul 9, 2012 22:30:51 GMT -5
Uhh...Kuma? Could we change the tar to glue? Otherwise I couldn't watch it. I had to turn away when they showed the tar and feathering on the HBO series John Adams. It was too brutal.
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Post by teehee100 on Jul 9, 2012 22:31:31 GMT -5
A lovely twist on a classic. Make her fall asleep and draw on her face with perminate marker and while we're at it draw a dark mark on her arm and give her to Crouch senior.
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Post by kumainpink on Jul 9, 2012 22:31:44 GMT -5
Okay...fine. Glue it is! |
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Post by ginnyrules27 on Jul 9, 2012 22:34:21 GMT -5
Yay! I want her to suffer, I just want to watch it!
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Post by teehee100 on Jul 9, 2012 22:35:00 GMT -5
How about making her listen to naruto say "believe it" over and over again. Dubs fail.
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Post by Kitty279 on Jul 10, 2012 0:23:53 GMT -5
Why not just stun her and then drop her onto an anthill?
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Post by brokenquill92 on Jul 10, 2012 0:36:38 GMT -5
Hang her from the ceiling by her fluffy pink cardigan and let people make little cuts on her let her heal and cut her againg rinse and repeat instead of being kind and killing her make sure it goes on for the rest of her miserable life wicked grin a wizards live quite long lives
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Post by Dimcairien on Jul 10, 2012 1:08:00 GMT -5
Hang her from the ceiling by her fluffy pink cardigan and let people make little cuts on her let her heal and cut her againg rinse and repeat instead of being kind and killing her make sure it goes on for the rest of her miserable life wicked grin a wizards live quite long lives That sounds almost exactly like what they did to Jack in Torchwood. |
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Post by kumainpink on Jul 10, 2012 1:24:16 GMT -5
Great ideas, all of them |
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Post by mkatl1 on Jul 10, 2012 10:09:07 GMT -5
Put her in a room with snape and let's see who makes it out alive the toad? Or the dungeon bat?? Lol XD
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Post by kumainpink on Jul 10, 2012 15:47:00 GMT -5
Turn her in to a brown mouse and put her in the Tom and Jerry cartoon...  |
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Post by Dimcairien on Jul 10, 2012 15:50:37 GMT -5
And make certain Tom is able to catch her. Introduce her to Fred Figglehorn. |
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Post by teehee100 on Jul 10, 2012 18:56:12 GMT -5
Yes I'd does. Show her Mamma Umbridge. Though I personally think the scene in AVPM was histarical.
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Post by Silenia on Jul 10, 2012 19:05:54 GMT -5
Have her watch the DADA Owl examinations and have her "accidentally" get in the way of an "accidentally" severely-botched spell. Then have whoever botched the spell apologize. "I'm sorry, Madam Umbridge, I just believed you when you said that a theoretical knowledge would be sufficient to get me through my examinations." Or something along those lines. Perhaps have either Poppy or the examinator accidentally botch the reversal of the botched spell, as well.
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Post by Kitty279 on Jul 10, 2012 23:53:04 GMT -5
*grin* nice idea to turn her own words against her ;D
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Post by kumainpink on Jul 10, 2012 23:56:03 GMT -5
Make her listen to dubstep non-stop until her brain implodes...
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Post by teehee100 on Jul 11, 2012 6:47:17 GMT -5
Could someone write a fic where Umbridge is shown the idiocy of her logic? Cause I think that would be funny.
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Post by Kitty279 on Jul 11, 2012 6:54:08 GMT -5
Why don't you try your hand on it? *looks at teehee speculatively*
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Post by Silenia on Jul 11, 2012 12:12:23 GMT -5
I'd be willing to give it a try, if I hadn't been working on three one-shots, two challenges (one RtB, one not), two original fiction short stories and about half a dozen longer original fiction stories right now.
Hm, another way to kill the Toad from Hell: replace all those theory books she holds sacred by the fanfics 'My Immortal' and 'jo bekke at hogwarts'.
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Post by Kitty279 on Jul 11, 2012 12:17:51 GMT -5
Wow, and when do you have a real life with all these stories clamouring for your attention?
Ouch, you are really cruel! Though, another version would be to replace them with this thread ;D
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Post by Silenia on Jul 11, 2012 12:21:11 GMT -5
When? Hm, depends on what's called 'real life'.
During my newspaper delivery job and when trying to fall asleep, I guess? -blushes-
There are like four things my life exists of. Reading, writing, gaming and sleeping.
Eating when I can find the time for it/don't actually forget to. (Yes, I've once managed to forget to eat for 32 hours straight. ¬¬)
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Post by Kitty279 on Jul 11, 2012 12:30:24 GMT -5
Oh, I was thinking of job, household and all that stuff that keeps one from the fun How can you forget to eat for so long?  My stomach would growl louder than Moony and Padfoot together after not even a third of that time! |
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Post by ginnyrules27 on Jul 11, 2012 12:33:26 GMT -5
Make her read 50 Shades of Grey
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Sounds like fun...
My stomach would growl louder than Moony and Padfoot together after not even a third of that time!