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Post by teehee100 on Jul 11, 2012 17:01:37 GMT -5
Kitty-san I am flatterd that you believe that I could. While I would like to see it. My muse refuses to budge on the matter.
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Post by Silenia on Jul 11, 2012 17:41:13 GMT -5
Kitty: Oh, when doing things like the dishes, cleaning up, etc., I just write stories in my head - which I then type out soon as I get back behind the pc or get my hands on pen and paper, whichever comes first. XD
How? Hm, I fall ill rather frequently, which causes my stomach to be unable to hold much if any food, so my body is quite used to dealing without food for a long time. (For example, from july-December '11, I've fallen ill with glandular fever/mononucleosis, eleven bouts of tonsillitis, two different kinds of influenza, near-chronic "normal" colds, three near-ear infections, one actual ear infection, three throat infections and several migraines so bad they caused my stomach to revolt against me.)
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Post by Kitty279 on Jul 12, 2012 1:52:52 GMT -5
Teehee, would your muse be bribable? You know, the grey side has everything - cookies, cake, ice-cream ... Silenia: Hm, that could work. But I have a dishwasher. Hate doing the dishes!! Oh god, that sounds really, really bad Poor you. Besides a chronic (allergetic) "cold", I've not been sick for ages, thankfully, so I can't even imagine how hard it would be to be so frequently sick
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Post by mkatl1 on Jul 12, 2012 3:56:22 GMT -5
*snickers* Quite possible. Turn her into a toad and release her on the motorway and watch her go SPLAT! Lol good one . You have an evil mind ;D
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Post by Silenia on Jul 12, 2012 15:27:55 GMT -5
Kitty: Oh, we have a dishwasher too, but as everyone tends to put their dishes and cups into it after a single slice of bread, it means that the kitchen and the dishwasher are usually BOTH full with things, resulting in a constant lack of glasses, dishes, cups, etc. XD
Aye, weren't the most funny months of my life. I fall ill easily, but those months were worse than usual. Chronic colds are frustrating, too. Although I'd prefer my near-chronic cold becoming chronic if it means I'd get rid of my near-chronic headaches. (Though I've sort-of gotten used to both. Well, not migraines, but normal headaches and normal, not-extreme colds)
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Post by Kitty279 on Jul 13, 2012 2:27:46 GMT -5
So, what you need is more dishes etc. Wish I could do a switching spell to move all your proplems onto Umbitch! You shouldn't have to get used to that
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Post by Silenia on Jul 13, 2012 12:45:20 GMT -5
No, what my mom needs is more dishes. I just do the dishes because my mom does a lot already, my sister either is somewhere else, working or too lazy to do a thing and my dad is just about always nearing one deadline or another. XD Speaking of switching spells and Umbitch - the way I choose to kill her in this post is using a switching spell to swap the lower half of her body with that of a horse. Or a toad transfigured into a horse, that way no horses are harmed and she can still be a Toad - just a transfigured toad. XD
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Post by Kitty279 on Jul 13, 2012 12:55:03 GMT -5
Oh, I vote for the latter, because I love horses
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Post by kumainpink on Jul 13, 2012 15:32:03 GMT -5
Me too!
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Post by Silenia on Jul 13, 2012 15:43:47 GMT -5
Then we are in agreement. =)
Hm, how about we feed Bane a love-potion so that he falls in love with the Toad-Fake-Centaur-Umbitch? Never liked Bane.
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Post by Kitty279 on Jul 13, 2012 15:45:09 GMT -5
Ha, now that would be an idea! Seeing how Umbitch despises centaurs, having an enforced affair with one would do her so much good!
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Post by kumainpink on Jul 13, 2012 15:45:18 GMT -5
Hahaha! Let's feed that potion to the Joker!
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Post by Silenia on Jul 13, 2012 15:49:13 GMT -5
Ugh, I'm not sure whose remark it was, Pink or Kitty's, but now I suddenly got the idea for a one-shot popping up where Umbitch's hatred of halfbreeds (or at least of centaurs) is caused by a failed relationship between her and a centaur. Yup, I am insane. And aware of it.
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Post by ginnyrules27 on Jul 13, 2012 15:50:00 GMT -5
I wonder how'd she react to Spiderman? Just a random thought.
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Post by viralic1 on Jul 13, 2012 15:50:16 GMT -5
Umbridge vs. Wolverine.
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Post by kumainpink on Jul 13, 2012 15:50:16 GMT -5
I love your insanity, Silenia!
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Post by Silenia on Jul 13, 2012 15:57:18 GMT -5
I love your insanity, Silenia! Aww, love you too. <3 XD Glad to know that I have, once again, managed to find a forum where people can appreciate it. (Once again as in, I've spent a couple of years at a forum where just about half of all users who had spoken me more than once affectionately called me the 'Queen of Insanity and Goddess of Silly Pervertedness' )
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Post by kumainpink on Jul 13, 2012 15:58:11 GMT -5
That is a rather lovely nickname. You might want to watch out because I'm pretty sure that I'm the least sane here...
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Post by Silenia on Jul 13, 2012 16:03:11 GMT -5
For now I'll let you claim that title, my dear... but know that sometime in the future, this matter must be settled. -strikes dramatic pose- Only one person can be the least sane, and when more than one person claims that title, you know what must happen... -even more dramatic pose as the silence almost tastes like suspense-
...a duel, a contest if you would, a match of honor and sneaky slyness and above all insanity to settle, for once and for all, who it is that is truthfully least sane!
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Post by Miss Wings on Jul 13, 2012 16:03:18 GMT -5
Everyone knows your the most insane of us all Pinky..
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Post by ginnyrules27 on Jul 13, 2012 16:04:25 GMT -5
Kuma, you're the most insane--though according to my friends and my parents I'm pretty insane too.
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Post by kumainpink on Jul 13, 2012 16:12:56 GMT -5
*maniacal laughter* You're on, Sil! Just be warned that I am unstoppable! *random carebears come from hell riding dragon motorcycles that are making love to godless women, carrying fuckslayers for all*
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Post by Silenia on Jul 13, 2012 16:19:48 GMT -5
-smirks- Unstoppable, you say? Unstoppable? Ha! We'll see about 'unstoppable'.
-thanks the carebear that just delivered a fuckslayer to her- "No need to worry. I'm sure it wasn't your intention to let it slip and, through the force of motion, end up less than one tenth of an inch from my throat. Really, I'm fine, no harm done. Can happen to the best of us..."
-'accidentally' beheads said carebear with the fuckslayer that so narrowly missed me-
"...as you can see."
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Post by kumainpink on Jul 13, 2012 16:28:17 GMT -5
*the carebear grows a medusa head*
Oh dear...you honestly think you can win? When I can kill the fuck out of anything? *The carebear head bites your leg*
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Post by ginnyrules27 on Jul 13, 2012 16:29:58 GMT -5
...the hell am I reading?
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Post by kumainpink on Jul 13, 2012 16:30:34 GMT -5
Sel thinks that she can be more insane than myself...*evil laugh*
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Post by ginnyrules27 on Jul 13, 2012 16:31:33 GMT -5
Ah. Silenia, I wish you luck.
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Post by Silenia on Jul 13, 2012 16:36:04 GMT -5
You know, carebear, you look a lot better now, don't you agree. Now you don't seem like a clone of all your... -gestures- ...fellow carebears here. -Looks up, sees your mouth moving- That explains where that buzzing sound came from, I guess. -shakes head softly- Sorry, dear, did you... -several carebears explode, in such a violent manner that the fuckslayers they were carrying head in a straight line towards Kuma in Pink- ...say something? -Looks at the carebear head whose teeth somehow got stuck in the thick leather of her steel-nosed army-style boots-
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Post by viralic1 on Jul 13, 2012 16:37:38 GMT -5
*eats popcorn and watches everything from lawnchair*
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Post by Silenia on Jul 13, 2012 16:46:02 GMT -5
Feel free to. Not a proper contest without some people to watch it, now is it?
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