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Post by kumainpink on Jul 14, 2012 13:29:27 GMT -5
*snicker* Nice one, Vira!
Make her eat a ghost chilli pepper. Those things literally kill people.
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Post by ginnyrules27 on Jul 14, 2012 13:32:02 GMT -5
Are those really hot peppers? Never had one. I don't like spicy things.
Make her listen to the song "Movin' to the Country, gonna eat a lot of peaches" over and over until she goes insane. Then buy some Acme products and send her off a cliff.
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Post by kumainpink on Jul 14, 2012 13:33:41 GMT -5
Yes, they're horribly spicy. *laughs* I like your style, Ginny!
Let's make her watch every bad soap opera ever made, and watch as her sanity diminishes...
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Post by viralic1 on Jul 14, 2012 13:34:41 GMT -5
Make her listen to the song Ring Of Fire, while trapped in a ring of fire.
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Post by Miss Wings on Jul 14, 2012 13:35:00 GMT -5
make her listen to the jonas brothers and miley cyrus
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Post by kumainpink on Jul 14, 2012 13:36:04 GMT -5
*perks up at the mention of fire*
Fire? FIRE? FIIIIRRRREEEEEE~!
Sounds good to me! *froths at the mouth*
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Post by ginnyrules27 on Jul 14, 2012 13:36:15 GMT -5
Make her listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black.
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Post by ginnyrules27 on Jul 14, 2012 13:37:02 GMT -5
*perks up at the mention of fire* Fire? FIRE? FIIIIRRRREEEEEE~! Sounds good to me! *froths at the mouth* Uh-oh! *grabs taser in case it's needed*
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Post by Miss Wings on Jul 14, 2012 13:37:28 GMT -5
Noo you've set the fire monster off! Make her compete in the Olympics. The thought of it enough will kill her.
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Post by ginnyrules27 on Jul 14, 2012 13:38:43 GMT -5
Make her compete in an Iron Man race. The thought of all those old men shirtless, running and swimming....ugh. The thought alone would make her have a heart attack.
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Post by kumainpink on Jul 14, 2012 13:39:36 GMT -5
*cuddles with a giant lighter* Mineeeeeee! <.<
Heehee that would be a good one, Ginny! How about we make her compete in the Triwizard Tournament?
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Post by Miss Wings on Jul 14, 2012 13:40:08 GMT -5
Set Wolverine on her..
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Post by ginnyrules27 on Jul 14, 2012 13:41:05 GMT -5
Speaking of heart attacks, what if we pulled a grinch and made her heart three sizes too small?
Ooh....nice one Kuma! Except, she's so evil that none of the bad things would want to deal with her!
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Post by kumainpink on Jul 14, 2012 13:41:23 GMT -5
Heehee :3
Take her to see a donkey show in Mexico! *shudders* Crap...I just gave myself nightmares.
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Post by Miss Wings on Jul 14, 2012 13:42:16 GMT -5
Set her up with a bloody phone contract. The hassle will kill her..
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Post by ginnyrules27 on Jul 14, 2012 13:43:00 GMT -5
Make her play donkey basketball. It's basketball...on donkeys. It's not cruel to said animals but it's funny to watch. As Umbridge loves to control things, being under the control of a 'filthy animal' would surely kill her.
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Post by kumainpink on Jul 14, 2012 13:43:50 GMT -5
*giggles* Sounds like fun to me!
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Post by ginnyrules27 on Jul 14, 2012 13:44:59 GMT -5
Yeah, my mom said her school did that a lot when she was in High School for fundraising. It'd be the teachers against the basketball team--on donkeys.
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Post by kumainpink on Jul 14, 2012 13:46:06 GMT -5
Heehee~! Now that's something you don't see every day! I want to watch Donkey Basketball!
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Post by ginnyrules27 on Jul 14, 2012 13:47:13 GMT -5
If you do, you'd probably have PETA on your arse.
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Post by kumainpink on Jul 14, 2012 13:48:11 GMT -5
And I'll just set fuckfire on them... so it's all good
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Post by viralic1 on Jul 14, 2012 13:49:24 GMT -5
Have her play tackle basketball with me and my friends. It's fun and painful, which means its double fun.
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Post by ginnyrules27 on Jul 14, 2012 13:49:33 GMT -5
That's something I'd pay to see. *smirk*
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Post by kumainpink on Jul 14, 2012 13:50:26 GMT -5
Me too! Let's also have some random person running around and hitting her legs with a metal pipe on occasion.
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Post by Miss Wings on Jul 14, 2012 13:51:36 GMT -5
Have her go clothes shopping with a fashion expert to every clothes shop in the world....
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Post by kumainpink on Jul 14, 2012 13:52:27 GMT -5
Make her live as a homeless person!
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Post by ginnyrules27 on Jul 14, 2012 13:52:38 GMT -5
Make her throw out all her cat paraphernalia.
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Post by kumainpink on Jul 14, 2012 13:53:31 GMT -5
And replace it with donkey paraphernalia.
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Post by ginnyrules27 on Jul 14, 2012 13:57:54 GMT -5
I was thinking more like Hagrid paraphernalia.
...what does it say about our mental state that we have 31 pages on how to kill a fictional character?
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Post by kumainpink on Jul 14, 2012 13:59:41 GMT -5
It says quite a lot...
then again, some of the posts have been Sil and I fighting over who is the least sane...
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