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Post by rachelhitsujii on Jun 14, 2012 6:56:57 GMT -5
Why thank you, thank you! *Bows so deeply her nose bangs the floor* OWWW! I will be right back I have to go deal with a bloody nose! *Runs away, blood trailing behind*
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 14, 2012 6:58:54 GMT -5
Hahahaha!
You know, I miss FFN, but this is one of the reasons WHY I love this site! So many interesting people here. Plus, I'm able to get a hold of many readers/writers of Characters Read stories... I never realized how many people were involved with them!
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Post by rachelhitsujii on Jun 14, 2012 7:09:47 GMT -5
Yeah I like it so much better as well. You don't feel consticted to just PMing each other and you can interact on a more social basis. I never thought I would post this much in such a short period of time, but the interesting topics anc threads to follow make it so easy to get lost in the experience.
Another Umbitch death method though. Transfigure her into an ant, then fixate a magnifying glass or some other sun concentrating device on her and burn her, then heal her, repeatedly.
And I just noticed most of my Umbitch torture/killing methods involve fire. Pyromaniac much?
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 14, 2012 7:15:48 GMT -5
I know what you mean! I'm having fun making all sorts of random threads. While my most popular one is my Dumbledore one, this Umbitch one is my favorite.  You know, I really like your latest Umbitch death. It's pretty cool. I could see Sirius doing that in revenge for messing with Harry. >=D My next method: Use a spell to give toads human thoughts, emotions and the ability to speak. They'll start worshiping Umbitch and make them her toady queen! Unfortunately, she will insult them - because she's well...Umbitch - and they'll revolt. Then, we enlarge the toads and watch as Umbtich runs from them....eventually, her toady ass will tire out and they'll be able to squash her. >=D |
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Post by rachelhitsujii on Jun 14, 2012 7:33:03 GMT -5
Hahaha, the irony is, when I came up with that last one, it was Sirius that I pictured doing it  Your latest method is epic. The toads will finally get revenge on the most toady and evil of the toads!  |
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 14, 2012 7:35:06 GMT -5
"The toads will finally get revenge on the most toady and evil of the toads!" Hahaha! That just cracks me up, Rachel! It really does! And wow, that's awesome! But it's such a Sirius thing to do, isn't it?  |
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Post by G. Novella on Jun 14, 2012 7:46:21 GMT -5
We let Umbridge loose in the Forbidden Forest, the night of a full moon, adorned with Goblin made jewelry. Then we let the Goblins go after her and inform them that if they catch her, they keep the stuff. Let the werewolves loose to get their revenge. The Centaurs can use her for target practice if we paint bulls-eyes on her.
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 14, 2012 7:48:38 GMT -5
Awesome! Just make sure that none of the jewelry is silver... don't wanna kill the werewolves...
Heehee!
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Post by rachelhitsujii on Jun 14, 2012 7:53:41 GMT -5
It is so a thing that Sirius would do! Glad I could make you laugh kumain!
Oh, oh I just came up with another torture mothod: lock Umbitch in her office at the Ministry, and have Mad-Eye's magical eye still in the door. Instead of facing out, it faces in and stares at her no matter where in her office she moves to. Too top it off, no one can open the door until she has nearly died from starvation and then they will feed her her enough to keep her going for another length of time. Her only escape from Mad-Eye's eye's glare, would be if she used her blood-quill and confessed to all her crimes. From there she would be sent to Azkaban, where the Dementors would make her relive the entire experience of it over and over and over...
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 14, 2012 8:00:32 GMT -5
Oh wow... not only is that cruel, but brilliant. I love it so very much! Plus, I think toady could stand to lose a little weight... >=D
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Post by rachelhitsujii on Jun 14, 2012 8:07:04 GMT -5
When it comes to the toad, nothing but the Dementor's Kiss is too cruel for her. On the thought of her losing weight...yeah she could stand to lose some!
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 14, 2012 8:08:45 GMT -5
Haha, true! And yes, she really does!
How about we do the old-school method of tying her to some railroad tracks?
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Post by rachelhitsujii on Jun 14, 2012 8:18:28 GMT -5
Except for with this method, no hero comes to her rescue like it does in all those old cartoons and shows |
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Post by readingwizard4 on Jun 14, 2012 8:21:56 GMT -5
When it comes to the toad, nothing but the Dementor's Kiss is too cruel for her. On the thought of her losing weight...yeah she could stand to lose some! But the one time a Dementor kissed her, and the dementor died. |
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 14, 2012 8:23:59 GMT -5
Of course not! *twirls handlebar mustache* >=D
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Post by Miss Wings on Jun 14, 2012 8:25:48 GMT -5
I know what you mean! I'm having fun making all sorts of random threads. While my most popular one is my Dumbledore one, this Umbitch one is my favorite. You know, I really like your latest Umbitch death. It's pretty cool. I could see Sirius doing that in revenge for messing with Harry. >=D My next method: Use a spell to give toads human thoughts, emotions and the ability to speak. They'll start worshiping Umbitch and make them her toady queen! Unfortunately, she will insult them - because she's well...Umbitch - and they'll revolt. Then, we enlarge the toads and watch as Umbtich runs from them....eventually, her toady ass will tire out and they'll be able to squash her. >=D that's kinda why I found the old challenge from FF.net. figured you lot would have way to much fun thinking of deaths for certain characters ;D |
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Post by rachelhitsujii on Jun 14, 2012 8:33:41 GMT -5
Speaking of old cartoons, picture this: Umbitch, running away from centaurs, werewolves, and whatever other kind of "half-breed" you can think of. Eventually, they chase her off a cliff, where she holds op a sign saying, "Oh fuck," then falls. Get this though: the edge of this cliff is really an endless loop where there is no bottom. She will die after 7 or so odd days due to lack of food and also proper oxygen to her lungs.
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 14, 2012 8:37:50 GMT -5
Hahahahahahaha! Oh wow! That's so great, Rachel! |
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Post by rachelhitsujii on Jun 14, 2012 8:40:21 GMT -5
Well it was your mention of old-school that made me think of it, so I can't take all the credit kumain ;D
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 14, 2012 8:43:10 GMT -5
Oh wow, I'm just supplying you with ideas today, aren't I? ;D
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 14, 2012 8:44:11 GMT -5
And damn, this thread is fun... We need more of these! |
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Post by Miss Wings on Jun 14, 2012 8:48:53 GMT -5
how about creating 1 on Lockhart or something random like that..
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 14, 2012 8:50:19 GMT -5
Go for it |
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Post by rachelhitsujii on Jun 14, 2012 8:54:39 GMT -5
Or Voldy. Always fun to come up with ways to kill the baddest of the bad right?
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 14, 2012 8:55:30 GMT -5
haha XD YES! I'm so doing that!
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Post by Miss Wings on Jun 14, 2012 8:56:18 GMT -5
oooh lucy... bella...
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 14, 2012 8:57:36 GMT -5
So many damn possibilities! >=D
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Post by Miss Wings on Jun 14, 2012 8:59:13 GMT -5
have all 3 in 1 killing...
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 14, 2012 9:00:41 GMT -5
Voldie thread has been made... >=D
And that's a good idea. LOL! I'm having too much fun with this...
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Post by Miss Wings on Jun 14, 2012 9:04:36 GMT -5
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Your latest method is epic. The toads will finally get revenge on the most toady and evil of the toads! 
