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Post by kumainpink on Jun 14, 2012 2:04:55 GMT -5
Ah, nothing warms my heart quite like Umbitch getting her just desserts... and then some!
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Post by Kitty279 on Jun 14, 2012 3:32:05 GMT -5
no! There must be resets! So we can kill her again and again and again and again and again and ... *snicker* Agreed! Actually, I was only yesterday saying privately to Basketsarah that we should try one of these methods, then resurrect her, then try the second, resurrect her ... you get the meaning ;D She'd deserve it. Not only for the detentions, but on behalf of all the Muggleborns she persecuted in seventh year. |
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Post by sherza on Jun 14, 2012 3:35:35 GMT -5
Amen to that.
It's one of the things I love so dearly about Movie 7
It had a crapton of dementors swarming Umbitch and Yaxley when Harry knocked Umbitch out. How the frack Yaxley got out of there with his soul intact, I'll never know, but at least in the movieverse, we are DANG sure Umbitch has gone and got her just desserts.
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Post by rachelhitsujii on Jun 14, 2012 3:38:25 GMT -5
no! There must be resets! So we can kill her again and again and again and again and again and ... *snicker* Agreed! Actually, I was only yesterday saying privately to Basketsarah that we should try one of these methods, then resurrect her, then try the second, resurrect her ... you get the meaning ;D She'd deserve it. Not only for the detentions, but on behalf of all the Muggleborns she persecuted in seventh year. Don't forget about poor Remus who wasn't able to get any job but the one year he taught at Hogwarts. She is after all the one who invoked the werewolf legislation that prevented him from it. I think that we should roast her slowly over a fire, turning her on a spit, and every time she passes out, enervate her to make sure she is awake till she's dead. ;D |
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Post by Kitty279 on Jun 14, 2012 3:47:03 GMT -5
True.
We could even heal her in between, so the roasting takes a bit longer O:-)
Edit: IceBlueRose just gave me another idea - force the toad to listen to Molly and Walburga having a go at each other!
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 14, 2012 3:59:24 GMT -5
Ew...... can you imagine the smell? DX
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Post by rachelhitsujii on Jun 14, 2012 4:10:51 GMT -5
*Gags* I never thought of that. I changed my mind. We lock her in a room and send fiendfyre after her to roast her alive. All the walls of the room would act like one way mirrors so we could watch and she wouldn't know a thing; oh and add a two way sound system so we can hear her shrieks of agony and she can hear our laughter. Bwahaha!
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 14, 2012 4:23:29 GMT -5
*Gags* I never thought of that. I changed my mind. We lock her in a room and send fiendfyre after her to roast her alive. All the walls of the room would act like one way mirrors so we could watch and she wouldn't know a thing; oh and add a two way sound system so we can hear her shrieks of agony and she can hear our laughter. Bwahaha! Oh. Sweet. Merlin. I LOVE YOU!  *hugs* And let's play the Barney theme song while we're at it...but make sure that only she can hear it. |
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Post by IceBlueRose on Jun 14, 2012 4:48:59 GMT -5
And make the fiendfyre dance to the song as it chases her.
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 14, 2012 4:53:02 GMT -5
Bonus points, Ice! *claps* 100 points to whatever house you're in! |
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Post by rachelhitsujii on Jun 14, 2012 4:54:49 GMT -5
And make the fiendfyre dance to the song as it chases her. Now all I can think, is that every time Barney sings the word hug or kiss, Umbitch's ass will be burnt by the fiendfyre, while it sways in time to the beat, all the while chasing her. |
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 14, 2012 4:56:17 GMT -5
Bwahahahahaha! This just keeps getting better and better!
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Post by IceBlueRose on Jun 14, 2012 5:04:26 GMT -5
Why thank you! LOL. (And I suppose it depends - I'm a Gryffindor at Hogwarts Is Home on LJ and a Slytherin at Pottermore, so.....take your pick! *grins*)
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 14, 2012 5:12:54 GMT -5
100 points for both |
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Post by rachelhitsujii on Jun 14, 2012 5:20:47 GMT -5
I have another. We find a way to make her experience all of Harry's years and experiences at school with NO guidance or help from ANYONE, and every time she dies, she must start back from the beginning. See how long she lasts with that ;D
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Post by sherza on Jun 14, 2012 5:22:17 GMT -5
*falls over laughing*
It'd take her a month just to get past the troll.
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 14, 2012 5:24:56 GMT -5
Fuck yes! Someone should write a story about that.... it would be pretty fun |
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Post by Kitty279 on Jun 14, 2012 5:25:09 GMT -5
And half a year for Fluffy. Or do you think croaking counts as music? |
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 14, 2012 5:26:51 GMT -5
No, croaking doesn't count! XD
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Post by rachelhitsujii on Jun 14, 2012 5:28:27 GMT -5
Since I came up with the idea I will totally write a story about that.  And no kitty279 croaking does not count as music, just as bothersome noise. Fluffy is more likely to chomp her head off than fall asleep. |
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Post by Kitty279 on Jun 14, 2012 5:32:31 GMT -5
Thought as much. Good, then just lock her in with Fluffy! And make sure we can watch the fun from the outside!
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 14, 2012 5:33:46 GMT -5
WOOOT! I can't wait to read it! FUCK YES! 1000 Points to your house, Rachelhitsuji! By the way, is your name a play on Kuroshitsuji? |
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Post by rachelhitsujii on Jun 14, 2012 5:40:57 GMT -5
WOOOT! I can't wait to read it! FUCK YES! 1000 Points to your house, Rachelhitsuji! By the way, is your name a play on Kuroshitsuji? My house is Ravenclaw WOOT! And no my name is not a play on Kuroshitsuji. I chose it because in some language (not sure which) Rachel means little lamb and in Japanese (at least according to the translator) hitsuji means sheep. So my user name is technically little lamb sheep.  |
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Post by IceBlueRose on Jun 14, 2012 5:43:28 GMT -5
100 points for both WOO! Works for me! |
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 14, 2012 5:44:50 GMT -5
WOOOT! I can't wait to read it! FUCK YES! 1000 Points to your house, Rachelhitsuji! By the way, is your name a play on Kuroshitsuji? My house is Ravenclaw WOOT! And no my name is not a play on Kuroshitsuji. I chose it because in some language (not sure which) Rachel means little lamb and in Japanese (at least according to the translator) hitsuji means sheep. So my user name is technically little lamb sheep. Interesting And heck yeah! Ravenclaw is my house on Pottermore |
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Post by rachelhitsujii on Jun 14, 2012 5:52:28 GMT -5
Oh and I'm glad you're looking forward to reading that story. Already started jotting down notes for it. Decided I would start with Hagrid breaking down the door. I won't give away any other details than that though ;D
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 14, 2012 5:55:42 GMT -5
Oh this will rock my socks! Excuse me while I enjoy some insane laughter.... >=D
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Post by Kitty279 on Jun 14, 2012 6:14:24 GMT -5
Oh yes, go and write it, I want to read! Pretty please? *puppy dog eyes*
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Post by rachelhitsujii on Jun 14, 2012 6:28:03 GMT -5
I already have half a page of text so hold your centaurs (or in the case of the Umbitch, long sticky toad tongue.) You will know when I have posted it, cause I plan to put it on this site (with Point Given's consent of course!)
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 14, 2012 6:53:13 GMT -5
YAY! This is going to be fun! You're awesome, Rachel! |
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And no kitty279 croaking does not count as music, just as bothersome noise. Fluffy is more likely to chomp her head off than fall asleep.