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Post by mathalamus on Jun 13, 2012 15:06:28 GMT -5
Tranfigure her into a toad and send her to France. Frogs legs anyone? too poisonious. i suggest putting her in a slowly heating oven. either as a toad or human. |
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Post by Miss Wings on Jun 13, 2012 15:07:27 GMT -5
Silvertongue.. you may just want to check my latest post in challenges. I think you will find it the most enjoyable mwaahahaha
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Post by hollywollypolly on Jun 13, 2012 15:14:18 GMT -5
Tranfigure her into a toad and send her to France. Frogs legs anyone? You don't need to send her to France, my grandfather has a fryer at his house. Just send the toad to me and I'll cook her and feed her to my dog Cleo. ;D |
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Post by ginnyrules27 on Jun 13, 2012 15:25:26 GMT -5
I'll turn her into a flea, a harmless flea. Then I'd put the flea in a box. Then I'd put the box in another box. Then I'd send the box to myself, and when it arrives I'd smash it with a hammer!
...I don't like Umbridge. She reminds me of my Mathematics for Consumers professor.
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Post by sherza on Jun 13, 2012 15:30:53 GMT -5
I just read that in Yzma's voice.
You win internet cookies for that one.
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Post by readingwizard4 on Jun 13, 2012 16:46:04 GMT -5
But only after they have turned her into a werewolf herself and she gets to know the nice feeling for herself. The transformations are painful, after all, and seeing how she despises werewolves, it would serve her right. Ha! I Agee she would deserve it.  I wish that would happen as well |
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Post by katiecleary1991 on Jun 13, 2012 18:15:50 GMT -5
Make her write with a blood Quill I think muggle-borns and half bloods should rule the wizarding world until the message sinks in and then make her on the other hand make her write werewolves, giants and centaurs are human too. After she is done with it charm her to only look at her scars for the rest of her life.
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Post by katiejaneway1 on Jun 13, 2012 20:36:47 GMT -5
How about turning her into a bludger so the Fred and George and other beaters can bat her all over the place for the rest of he unnatural taod life.
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Post by Darkflame4ever on Jun 13, 2012 20:59:13 GMT -5
I say tell Mad-Eye Moody that she tried to poison him, and then leave her to him.
Or have her read Twilight. Since she hates half breeds and humans consorting, that should make her head explode nicely.
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Post by sherza on Jun 13, 2012 21:05:28 GMT -5
ROFL! You're evil! Especially since it's *werewolves* and vampires in Twilight.
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Post by dancersofthenight on Jun 13, 2012 21:44:42 GMT -5
Can we turn her back into a toad and feed her to Aunt Marges' dog Ripper as well?  |
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Post by sherza on Jun 13, 2012 21:55:28 GMT -5
Only if Ripper is then destroyed. Given he likes to bite ... and has attacked Harry repeatedly. Not his fault, 'caue Marge taught him to do that, but he's a bulldog ... you *eally* don't want them biting you. They don't let go. Ever. And they're stubborn enough to not be able to unlearn such behavior.
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Post by dancersofthenight on Jun 13, 2012 22:01:07 GMT -5
Yes I agree with you, since she is so evil he explodes all over the floor and Petunia has to clean it all up.
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Post by rachelhitsujii on Jun 13, 2012 22:02:17 GMT -5
I say that all the students and teachers at Hogwarts hex/jinx her all at once, and then kick whatever remains of her afterwards into the Forbidden Forest to be left to the creatures there.
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Post by katiecleary1991 on Jun 13, 2012 22:26:58 GMT -5
I say that all the students and teachers at Hogwarts hex/jinx her all at once, and then kick whatever remains of her afterwards into the Forbidden Forest to be left to the creatures there. That is a good idea. I think before they jinx her all at the same time have everyone prank her and after leaving her in the forbidden Forest tell the Centaurus that she called them half-breeds. |
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Post by sherza on Jun 13, 2012 22:32:53 GMT -5
Along that theme ...
Stick her in a pit, from which she cannot escape, in which sustenance appears regularly, and there's a .... ummm ... hole ... for wastes. No sound or smell gets out.
Put said pit in the Hogwarts Courtyard, so that all and sundry can hex her at whim, with whatever spell they like, or arrange for her food and drink to be dosed with something, or yell insults at her.
For a year prior to said simultaneous hexing.
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Post by rachelhitsujii on Jun 13, 2012 22:43:57 GMT -5
Along that theme ... Stick her in a pit, from which she cannot escape, in which sustenance appears regularly, and there's a .... ummm ... hole ... for wastes. No sound or smell gets out. Put said pit in the Hogwarts Courtyard, so that all and sundry can hex her at whim, with whatever spell they like, or arrange for her food and drink to be dosed with something, or yell insults at her. For a year prior to said simultaneous hexing. Just don't forget to remind the students that no mortally harmful potions or hexes may be given or thrown at her prior. We need her to be somewhat healthy so she can be properly disposed of with much anguish and pain. |
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Post by IceBlueRose on Jun 13, 2012 22:59:10 GMT -5
Or have her read Twilight. Since she hates half breeds and humans consorting, that should make her head explode nicely. LMAO, I was just about to suggest forcing her to referee a fight between Team Edward and Team Jacob. (And then let the winners do with her what they will....) After she reads the books, make her watch the movies too. Then she can really visualize. |
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 13, 2012 23:02:07 GMT -5
Hahahahaha, lovely IceBlueRose! Just lovely!
Oh, I know! Force her to drink a Polyjuice Potion that has the essence of a toad in it! Then set her loose in the muggle world and see what happens! >=D
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Post by mathalamus on Jun 14, 2012 0:15:39 GMT -5
I say that all the students and teachers at Hogwarts hex/jinx her all at once, and then kick whatever remains of her afterwards into the Forbidden Forest to be left to the creatures there. That is a good idea. I think before they jinx her all at the same time have everyone prank her and after leaving her in the forbidden Forest tell the Centaurus that she called them half-breeds. why tell them? she does that on her own. |
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Post by IceBlueRose on Jun 14, 2012 0:16:46 GMT -5
I'm imagining something along the lines of that game, Frogger. Her trying to cross the street or cross a river and SPLAT! *grins*
Oh! Force her to participate in the Hunger Games....with Sue Sylvester. Let nature run its course. I'll put money on Sue, which gives me the added bonus of getting richer while getting rid of Toady McToaderson.
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 14, 2012 0:22:48 GMT -5
I'm imagining something along the lines of that game, Frogger. Her trying to cross the street or cross a river and SPLAT! *grins* Oh! Force her to participate in the Hunger Games....with Sue Sylvester. Let nature run its course. I'll put money on Sue, which gives me the added bonus of getting richer while getting rid of Toady McToaderson. Both are good, but the idea of a Frogger-style game is awesome! Only, there are no resets with her... >=D |
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Post by sherza on Jun 14, 2012 0:41:11 GMT -5
no! There must be resets! So we can kill her again and again and again and again and again and ...
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 14, 2012 0:56:21 GMT -5
hahaha! Good point. Okay, resets are allowed. But she has to remember every death!
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Post by sherza on Jun 14, 2012 1:09:36 GMT -5
In every detail. With full sensory recall. *nods agreement*
Wow. Do we hate Umbitch or what? Not that she doesn't deserve it, but ... wow.
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Post by ginnyrules27 on Jun 14, 2012 1:11:53 GMT -5
Have Gibbs find out about the torture of students and then back away slowly as he melts her with his Gibbsness.
...I have a headcannon that Gibbs would rush to the aid of any kid after what happened to his daughter and first wife.
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Post by sherza on Jun 14, 2012 1:35:42 GMT -5
That's not headcanon hon, that's plain fact. And a very scary way to off the woman.
Oh, and just for fun, make sure Ziva is there with Gibbs.
Just make sure you're nowhere in the vicinity when they find out, 'cause they'll go nuclear on her ass. *shivers*
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Post by ginnyrules27 on Jun 14, 2012 1:36:55 GMT -5
Oh! And have Tony there just to annoy her with useless facts about movies but then shoot her when El Sapo tries to attack either Gibbs or Ziva.
McGee is off doing McGeeish things.
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Post by IceBlueRose on Jun 14, 2012 1:49:42 GMT -5
LOL, well don't underestimate Tony to hand out a bit of torture himself - he hasn't lasted this long as Gibbs' senior agent for nothing! (Not to mention that bout as team leader.) I'm sure he'd have some creative ideas to add to whatever Gibbs and Ziva came up with!
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Post by sherza on Jun 14, 2012 1:55:15 GMT -5
Also on Tony's side ... he out-interrogated Ziva's father.
Ziva's father who is a seriously badass mofo.
For those who don't know, Daddy snatched Ziva, and the rest of Team Gibbs decided to get her back. Tony got 'captured' and interrogated ... and ended up turning it around on Daddy. Who then got capped by Gibbs.
Most epic pre-mortem one-liner ever: Remember when I told you my boss was a sniper?
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