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Post by kumainpink on Jun 13, 2012 7:18:57 GMT -5
Oh my gosh! This is wonderfully horrible! bwahahahaha! You guys are masters of killing Umbitch!
How about we turn her in to a flobberworm and chop her up for potions? >=D
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Post by Silvertongue on Jun 13, 2012 7:23:22 GMT -5
I would NOT want to drink any potion containing HER! I think it would most definitely have to be a poison.
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Post by Kitty279 on Jun 13, 2012 7:30:20 GMT -5
But we could offer the drink to Moldyshorts!
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Post by katiejaneway1 on Jun 13, 2012 7:42:16 GMT -5
I like what has been suggested so far. How about handing the toad over to greyback and let his pack feast on her.
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Post by Kitty279 on Jun 13, 2012 7:46:51 GMT -5
But only after they have turned her into a werewolf herself and she gets to know the nice feeling for herself. The transformations are painful, after all, and seeing how she despises werewolves, it would serve her right. Ha!
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Post by katiejaneway1 on Jun 13, 2012 7:48:35 GMT -5
But only after they have turned her into a werewolf herself and she gets to know the nice feeling for herself. The transformations are painful, after all, and seeing how she despises werewolves, it would serve her right. Ha! I Agee she would deserve it.  |
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Post by Animikokala on Jun 13, 2012 8:05:54 GMT -5
Make all the kittens in her office come to life and rip her apart. Imagine how painful being mauled to death by tiny teeth and claws would be?
Ever been scratched by a housecat? Hurts like hell!
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 13, 2012 8:07:48 GMT -5
Oooooh man, all of this is gold!  |
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Post by Silvertongue on Jun 13, 2012 8:25:53 GMT -5
Make all the kittens in her office come to life and rip her apart. Imagine how painful being mauled to death by tiny teeth and claws would be? Ever been scratched by a housecat? Hurts like hell! Indeed it does! I have two and my cousin has two and my other cousin has just got two kittens. OUCHY! |
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Post by Kitty279 on Jun 13, 2012 8:34:23 GMT -5
Speaking of animals, put her between one of our horses and his food, and she'll certainly get trampled. And maybe I could borrow a few dogs from my friend ... they would love playing with a toad, I suspect.
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Post by Silvertongue on Jun 13, 2012 8:40:09 GMT -5
*snickers* My cats definitely would!
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Post by 19811945 on Jun 13, 2012 8:41:34 GMT -5
What about torturing her slowly before the actually killing her part.
Make sure there are giants (or half giants), werewolves, centeaurs about. She definately can't do anything with them, as the ministry itself has made it illegal to do any arm to these type of creatures.
Also the students can be able to prank her royally, she doesn't know which student is pranking her at any one time - including some very embarrasing moments - including some horrible, nasty potions by Snape which will cause some uncontrollable side effects, especially...I let your imaginations run wild with you on that one.
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Post by IceBlueRose on Jun 13, 2012 8:46:46 GMT -5
Maybe I've just been having too many Buffy marathons but I say we introduce her to Spike - pre-soul, that is. He can torture her with railroad spikes in a live demonstration of how he got his nickname!
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Post by acevons on Jun 13, 2012 9:58:45 GMT -5
Stung by bees would also be very painful, perhaps not deadly though. Hmm...
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Post by Kitty279 on Jun 13, 2012 10:13:15 GMT -5
You can always use it, and then try something else to finish her off. No one said it had to be short and painless, right? On the contrary!
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Post by Miss Wings on Jun 13, 2012 10:15:18 GMT -5
Tattoo it on her! Go through her family history and prove that her Mother was a halfblood and her Father was half wizard half merperson! Splice her with something odd like a porcupine and get all the purebloods to curse at the "stinking halfbreed". ╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱ ╱╱┏╮╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱ ╱╱┃┃╱╱╱┳╱┓┳╭┫┳┓╱ ▉━╯┗━╮╱┃╱┃┣┻╮┣╱╱ ▉┈┈┈┈┃╱┻┛┛┻╱┻┻┛╱ ▉╮┈┈┈┃╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱ ╱╰━━━╯╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱ Pretty sure her Father's a toad and her Mother's an American Bullfrog or something  |
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Post by Silvertongue on Jun 13, 2012 10:16:54 GMT -5
How about you make her watch Big Brother?
Or tell her to explain Inception to Dudley. Her head would explode with the effort.
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Post by Miss Wings on Jun 13, 2012 10:22:06 GMT -5
ooooh i know! Have her watch that old Dinosaurs show!! Not the Mama, Not the Mama!! Change the wording and have Dobby sitting on her shouting "Not hurt Master Harry Sir, Not hurt Master Harry sir!"  |
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Post by angelty on Jun 13, 2012 10:30:02 GMT -5
Marry Centaur I wonder how long she would last for XD
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Post by Silvertongue on Jun 13, 2012 10:36:18 GMT -5
Make her read My Immortal and then Jo BeKke. Mwahaha
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Post by Kitty279 on Jun 13, 2012 10:39:54 GMT -5
Make her read My Immortal and then Jo BeKke. Mwahaha Now THAT is EVIL! Haha! |
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Post by Miss Wings on Jun 13, 2012 10:42:01 GMT -5
Make her read My Immortal and then Jo BeKke. Mwahaha That's just cruel.. Wouldn't even do it to my worst enemy. let alone her..  |
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Post by eskimoRock on Jun 13, 2012 12:34:40 GMT -5
Make her listen to My Immortal being read over a loudspeaker into a padded room where she can't stop it. The only other thing in the room is a giant blender. Violence is AlWAYS the answer.
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Post by Animikokala on Jun 13, 2012 14:01:30 GMT -5
While on the topic of being forced to read something: make her read both The Old Man and the Sea and Crime and Punishment.
We used to joke when we had to read Crime and Punishment in high school: the crime was buying the book; the punishment was reading it.
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Post by acevons on Jun 13, 2012 14:11:19 GMT -5
Pretty sure her Father's a toad and her Mother's an American Bullfrog or something All is well if neither of them was named Jeremiah.  I think we should make her wash all the clothes Hogwarts students have and then push her into some vicious liquid and make it look like an accident. |
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Post by Kitty279 on Jun 13, 2012 14:42:08 GMT -5
Reminds me of the idea to push Malfoy off an ice sheet if he had gone to Durmstrang Why not turn her into a toad and then put her into the jungle somewhere where there are lots of animals who eat toads? |
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Post by hollywollypolly on Jun 13, 2012 14:48:07 GMT -5
Trampling by centurs or being shot out of a canon to the moon might be a good idea?
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Post by Kitty279 on Jun 13, 2012 14:58:01 GMT -5
Yes After using Malfoy's nickname in another thread, I had a new idea. Turn her into a toad, Draco into a ferret, and lock them together! Hopefully she'll give him indigestion, too. |
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Post by Miss Wings on Jun 13, 2012 14:59:58 GMT -5
ewwwwww they'd try to mate hehe
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Post by Silvertongue on Jun 13, 2012 15:02:35 GMT -5
Tranfigure her into a toad and send her to France. Frogs legs anyone?
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