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Post by kumainpink on Jun 14, 2012 10:30:54 GMT -5
Oh Kumainpink, you just made me think of how fun it will be to write about Umbitch trying to get INTO the chamber when SHE DOESN'T KNOW PARSELTONGUE *Rolls about howling in laughter* But in all seriousness if she does manage to get out of the chamber itself she will never have a chance in hell of making it back up those pipes bwahaha! *snickers* Heehee! That would be funny to see! |
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 14, 2012 10:32:44 GMT -5
But we could leave a few other creatures there with her - and make sure she doesn't have her wand. Nice idea about the story, I just hope FFN is not going to decide all these murder methods are MA and deletes it again ... That is awesome!  And yeah, I hope FFN doesn't get all bitchy about it too. That'll suck. |
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Post by ginnyrules27 on Jun 14, 2012 10:32:49 GMT -5
Well, Harry could open it and then have a member of the DA shove her down there. Heck, have Dobby shove her down there for torturing Harry Potter sir.
After all, Dobby shoved Lucius Malfoy into some stairs when he tried to harm Harry. Imagine what he'd do to someone who had?
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Post by Kitty279 on Jun 14, 2012 10:37:15 GMT -5
Aaaahhh - that's it! Give her to Dobby to deal with her, and tell him he can do with her whatever he pleases to punish her for hurting Harry! I am sure he could come up with some interesting stuff, seeing what he did to *save* someone. What would he do to achieve the opposite?
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 14, 2012 10:39:43 GMT -5
Oh that gives me an idea for a one-shot... Dobby finds out about Harry's detentions with her and decides to get revenge. *insert crazy elf hijinks here*  |
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Post by Miss Wings on Jun 14, 2012 10:40:58 GMT -5
is scared of all these ideas.. Mummy!!!!!!!!!!! *clicks fingers* dress Voldie as a Mummy and imperio him to chase Umbridge and then have an army of elf's chasing them! A Scooby Doo moment Note to self- Mrs Brown's Boy's on Saturday.. the funniest Mammy around P: |
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Post by rachelhitsujii on Jun 14, 2012 10:41:46 GMT -5
Have Voldie fall in love with her, and then, since they both are so stubborn, have Voldie torture her into submission, until she puts one toe to far out of line and he kills her >=)
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 14, 2012 10:43:58 GMT -5
Have Voldie fall in love with her, and then, since they both are so stubborn, have Voldie torture her into submission, until she puts one toe to far out of line and he kills her >=) O.O Oh wow... this is... um... INSANELY BRILLIANT! Now I'm rooting for Moldyshorts... XD |
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Post by ginnyrules27 on Jun 14, 2012 10:45:33 GMT -5
Insert her into Middle Earth and have Legolas shoot her on sight for being the oddest looking human on the planet. He mistakes her for an orc.
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Post by Kitty279 on Jun 14, 2012 10:46:14 GMT -5
Oh that gives me an idea for a one-shot... Dobby finds out about Harry's detentions with her and decides to get revenge. *insert crazy elf hijinks here* Sounds like something that could be fun to read! You know, I was just thinking, if someone who doesn't know who Umbitch is would stumble over this thread, what would they think about our sanity? ;D |
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Post by Kitty279 on Jun 14, 2012 10:47:03 GMT -5
Insert her into Middle Earth and have Legolas shoot her on sight for being the oddest looking human on the planet. He mistakes her for an orc. No, no, way too quick! Present her to the Nazgul, who then give her to the Orcs to play with! |
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Post by ginnyrules27 on Jun 14, 2012 10:48:07 GMT -5
Oh that gives me an idea for a one-shot... Dobby finds out about Harry's detentions with her and decides to get revenge. *insert crazy elf hijinks here* Sounds like something that could be fun to read! You know, I was just thinking, if someone who doesn't know who Umbitch is would stumble over this thread, what would they think about our sanity? ;D If they didn't know who Umbridge was, then why were they on a site dedicated to reading the Harry Potter book fanfics? |
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Post by Miss Wings on Jun 14, 2012 10:48:30 GMT -5
so who's going to make a start on the new FF account?
This is just to scare kumainpink but how about Umbridge walking in on Dumbledore and Gandalf getting it on and then she goes and scratches her eyes out, and writes with a blood quill- I must not repeat what I saw!
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Post by ginnyrules27 on Jun 14, 2012 10:48:58 GMT -5
Insert her into Middle Earth and have Legolas shoot her on sight for being the oddest looking human on the planet. He mistakes her for an orc. No, no, way too quick! Present her to the Nazgul, who then give her to the Orcs to play with! Oh yeah! Oh! Have Treebeard step on her, but she gets healed when he steps away so he has to do it repeatedly. |
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 14, 2012 10:53:20 GMT -5
so who's going to make a start on the new FF account? This is just to scare kumainpink but how about Umbridge walking in on Dumbledore and Gandalf getting it on and then she goes and scratches her eyes out, and writes with a blood quill- I must not repeat what I saw! I know I'll be doing the Dobby one. It'll be a series of drabbles in which Dobby kills Dolores in each one. And O.O mission accomplished, phoenix... *backs away slowly* ...Very accomplished indeed. |
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Post by Kitty279 on Jun 14, 2012 10:53:50 GMT -5
If they didn't know who Umbridge was, then why were they on a site dedicated to reading the Harry Potter book fanfics? You never know, someone could look for 'kill a toad' and end up here ... |
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Post by Miss Wings on Jun 14, 2012 10:55:27 GMT -5
so who's going to make a start on the new FF account? This is just to scare kumainpink but how about Umbridge walking in on Dumbledore and Gandalf getting it on and then she goes and scratches her eyes out, and writes with a blood quill- I must not repeat what I saw! I know I'll be doing the Dobby one. It'll be a series of drabbles in which Dobby kills Dolores in each one. And O.O mission accomplished, phoenix... *backs away slowly* ...Very accomplished indeed. *** cracking fingers and looking very smug*** |
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Post by rachelhitsujii on Jun 14, 2012 10:56:26 GMT -5
No, no, way too quick! Present her to the Nazgul, who then give her to the Orcs to play with! Oh yeah! Oh! Have Treebeard step on her, but she gets healed when he steps away so he has to do it repeatedly. Awesome ginnyrules27. Going along the Middle Earth line though, I would stick her her in the place of Gollum/Smeagol. I mean what better way for her to die then be tortured, travel across Middle Earth, then be tortured by to hobbits and their insane rambling which she would know nothing about, then fall into a giant valcano and be slowly ingulfed by magma? I can't think of any, or at least in a Middle Earth scenario |
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Post by ginnyrules27 on Jun 14, 2012 10:56:57 GMT -5
If they didn't know who Umbridge was, then why were they on a site dedicated to reading the Harry Potter book fanfics? You never know, someone could look for 'kill a toad' and end up here ... In that case, I'd be worried about them. Killing poor toads (pink ones don't count.) |
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Post by ginnyrules27 on Jun 14, 2012 10:58:01 GMT -5
Oh yeah! Oh! Have Treebeard step on her, but she gets healed when he steps away so he has to do it repeatedly. Awesome ginnyrules27. Going along the Middle Earth line though, I would stick her her in the place of Gollum/Smeagol. I mean what better way for her to die then be tortured, travel across Middle Earth, then be tortured by to hobbits and their insane rambling which she would know nothing about, then fall into a giant valcano and be slowly ingulfed by magma? I can't think of any, or at least in a Middle Earth scenario I'm now picturing that scene from Two Towers where Sam's making the stew. "PO-TA-TOES! Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew." |
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Post by Miss Wings on Jun 14, 2012 10:59:34 GMT -5
not a LOTR fan so have no clue but here it's UM-BRI-DGE must D-I-E!
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 14, 2012 10:59:36 GMT -5
Hahaha! That's lovely...
Is it just me, or are we all really violent? XD
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Post by Miss Wings on Jun 14, 2012 11:00:20 GMT -5
I vote insane not violent
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Post by rachelhitsujii on Jun 14, 2012 11:07:37 GMT -5
Now all "I" can think of is the remix called mashed taters on youtube. ROFL hilarious
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 14, 2012 11:09:05 GMT -5
XD nice! Insanity it is, then
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Post by Kitty279 on Jun 14, 2012 11:12:44 GMT -5
I'm now picturing tat scene from Two Towers where Sam's making the stew. "PO-TA-TOES! Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew." Ugh ... *looks even more green* But then Sam and Frodo can't eat it then! Oh, I know. We'll serve it at the summit conference Sauron, the Witch-King of Angmar and Voldemort have about world domination! |
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 14, 2012 11:14:44 GMT -5
That sounds just lovely! |
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Post by rachelhitsujii on Jun 14, 2012 11:21:46 GMT -5
I'm now picturing tat scene from Two Towers where Sam's making the stew. "PO-TA-TOES! Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew." Ugh ... *looks even more green* But then Sam and Frodo can't eat it then! Oh, I know. We'll serve it at the summit conference Sauron, the Witch-King of Angmar and Voldemort have about world domination! I think I woke up my neighbours with my laughter forom that last one kitty279! You just made my day that much brighter ;D |
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 14, 2012 11:23:50 GMT -5
WOOT! Kitty has a way of doing that, doesn't she? I say we contact aliens and have them abduct her. |
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Post by rachelhitsujii on Jun 14, 2012 11:27:04 GMT -5
WOOT! Kitty has a way of doing that, doesn't she? I say we contact aliens and have them abduct her. She would probably infect the aliens with her laughter, and then there would be no more abductions from outer space ;D |
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