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Post by Miss Wings on Jun 14, 2012 11:28:25 GMT -5
south park? cartman etc to annoy her so much that her brain explodes
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 14, 2012 11:30:36 GMT -5
Hahaha!
Here's one:
1) Make Pollyjuice Potion
2) Grab a sample of hair from a gorilla
3) Make Umbitch drink the potion
4) Give her to bigfoot as a gift
5) Wait until the potion wears off...
6) Goodbye Umbitch!
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Post by rachelhitsujii on Jun 14, 2012 11:32:45 GMT -5
south park? cartman etc to annoy her so much that her brain explodes Speaking of South Park, stick her in Kenny's place. I mean he always dies repeatedly but then comes back right?  |
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Post by Miss Wings on Jun 14, 2012 11:34:12 GMT -5
love it
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Post by Kitty279 on Jun 14, 2012 11:34:27 GMT -5
I think I woke up my neighbours with my laughter forom that last one kitty279! You just made my day that much brighter ;D Poor neighbours! But glad you like my ideas! Just thinking ... imagine she joins Voldy, which she seems to have done in DH, and he sends her to negotiate with Sauron, and she gets an escort of Orcs. Can't you just see her getting all nasty about the filthy halfbreeds? The Orcs won't like that, either. Plus, she's fat enough to make a tasty snack. |
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 14, 2012 11:34:30 GMT -5
YAY! Let's do that! XD
Oh my God, they killed Umbitch!
...Who gives a fuck?
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Post by rachelhitsujii on Jun 14, 2012 11:40:05 GMT -5
YAY! Let's do that! XD Oh my God, they killed Umbitch! ...Who gives a fuck? If my giggles andmsnorts from kitty279's post didn't wake up my neighbours, yours surely did ;D Okay time to breathe and contain my hysteria for a while  |
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 14, 2012 11:40:59 GMT -5
Glad to be of service, Rachel!
...Is it just me, or did I start a trend? o.O
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Post by Kitty279 on Jun 14, 2012 11:43:43 GMT -5
You did, no doubt about it!
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Post by rachelhitsujii on Jun 14, 2012 11:45:02 GMT -5
Absolutely!! You seem to have the gift for that Kuma!
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 14, 2012 11:45:14 GMT -5
YAY! *dances awkwardly*
I say we expose Umbitch to the Joker's laughing gas! DIE WITH A SMILE, BITCH~! >=D
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Post by ginnyrules27 on Jun 14, 2012 11:46:18 GMT -5
Have all the students call her El Sapo or Umbitch until she goes insane. Then, portkey her to a Giant's lair.
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Post by Kitty279 on Jun 14, 2012 11:46:44 GMT -5
But I don't want her to have fun when she dies!
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Post by ginnyrules27 on Jun 14, 2012 11:47:27 GMT -5
Who said she'd have fun? The Giant would squish her.
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 14, 2012 11:48:02 GMT -5
Trap her in a pit of Devil's Snare...without a wand! >=D
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Post by ginnyrules27 on Jun 14, 2012 11:49:24 GMT -5
Speaking of Devil's Snare...how does it stay alive? It's a plant so to produce energy it needs light to photosynthesize right?
....oh, and have Umbridge try and touch the knot in the Whomping Willow.
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Post by rachelhitsujii on Jun 14, 2012 11:50:44 GMT -5
Trap her in a pit of Devil's Snare...without a wand! >=D And if she seems to know that if she doesn't panic and just relaxes she can get free, obliviate her memory so she forgets that, then watche her struggle with it  |
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 14, 2012 11:50:59 GMT -5
I honestly don't know, Ginny. I'm just going with the fact that it's magical...
And good one! Her Royal Bitchiness wouldn't ever get close! >=D
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Post by Miss Wings on Jun 14, 2012 11:54:38 GMT -5
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Post by rachelhitsujii on Jun 14, 2012 11:58:43 GMT -5
Rofl looks like Rowland Atkinson (the guy who plays Mr. Bean) with his facial expression photoshopped to a pic of Voldie. "I" could at least die of laughter looking at it ;D
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 14, 2012 11:59:50 GMT -5
Oh Merlin! I can't unsee this!
Damn it phoenix! Why are you so good at giving me nightmares? T^T
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Post by Miss Wings on Jun 14, 2012 12:02:19 GMT -5
I found it ages ago and it's just to funny not to show people...
**slowly backing away from the very murderous kumainpink**
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 14, 2012 12:04:05 GMT -5
I found it ages ago and it's just to funny not to show people... **slowly backing away from the very murderous kumainpink** <.< *Grabs a bunch of mini-Fluffys and throws them at Phoenix* |
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Post by Miss Wings on Jun 14, 2012 12:05:28 GMT -5
**arghhhhh, Jett your meant to attack them not try to bloody hump them!**
I can find more.. **Innocent**
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Post by rachelhitsujii on Jun 14, 2012 12:07:59 GMT -5
I found it ages ago and it's just to funny not to show people... **slowly backing away from the very murderous kumainpink** <.< *Grabs a bunch of mini-Fluffys and throws them at Phoenix* *Joins in with Kuma's assualt* Yeah right your innocent  |
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 14, 2012 12:09:09 GMT -5
*chuckles*  That gives me an idea... trap Umbitch in a pit with many ravenous mini-Fluffys. >=D |
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Post by rachelhitsujii on Jun 14, 2012 12:12:07 GMT -5
*chuckles* That gives me an idea... trap Umbitch in a pit with many ravenous mini-Fluffys. >=D Yes tons of mini-Fluffys which sing kiddy songs ranging from barney, to the song that never ends  |
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 14, 2012 12:14:51 GMT -5
O.O
Did I already mention that I love you Rachel? Because I really do! <3
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Post by Miss Wings on Jun 14, 2012 12:15:31 GMT -5
I got it!! I got it!! Jehovah's witnesses..
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 14, 2012 12:17:57 GMT -5
I got it!! I got it!! Jehovah's witnesses.. Nice! We can tie her to a chair and force her to listen to them forever...or at least until she confesses to her crimes! |
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