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Post by kumainpink on Jun 18, 2012 1:42:28 GMT -5
Kitty, you are once again awesome!  |
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Post by codygotkilld on Jun 18, 2012 1:58:02 GMT -5
OK, this just came to me but I think it would be a great way for old Voldy to die. First I would shoot him with a tranquilizer gun so that he wouldn't put up much of a struggle. While he is still passed out, I would then cut off his eyelids so he would be unable to ignore anything. After that I would strap him to a chair similar to a barber shop chair and have him facing a large theater screen. When Voldy finally wakes up, much to his confusion, I would begin to show a continous loop of Jersey Shore, 16 and Pregnant, and Keeping Up with the Kardashians. I would then watch as he slowly loses all bodily functions and brain cells. It would be a slow and tortuous proess for Tommy boy as he would be forced to see everything he hates over and over again.
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 18, 2012 2:04:12 GMT -5
*laughs* Cody, you are awesome! That is not only cruel, but highly hilarious  |
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Post by codygotkilld on Jun 18, 2012 2:20:05 GMT -5
Thank you Kuma for your praise. ;D The whole idea just came to me when I was flipping through the music channels and I thought of what Tom would think if he ever watched TV. Really, watching a marathon of any reality show nowadays would be highly dangerous to your brain cells.
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 18, 2012 2:28:53 GMT -5
I know! *gags* I miss the '90's. We had some damn good TV back then...
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Post by Silvertongue on Jun 18, 2012 4:51:13 GMT -5
HAHA! Indeed it would be.
Set Peeves on him and tell him there is no greater wizadr in the world than Harry Potter, constantly.
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 18, 2012 5:00:02 GMT -5
Hahaha! That has a LOT of merit! I could see that happening...
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Post by Silvertongue on Jun 18, 2012 5:00:57 GMT -5
 Can we force him to do my job? Filing... |
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Post by Kitty279 on Jun 18, 2012 5:01:32 GMT -5
Let Dobby tell him that, while Peeves can mock him and throw stuff at him. Why should Peeves get all the fun, when Dobby would be perfectly happy to help torture the man who hurt his Master Harry Sir?
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Post by Silvertongue on Jun 18, 2012 5:03:27 GMT -5
XD Get Kreacher in on it!
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 18, 2012 5:05:29 GMT -5
Kitty, I love your mind...I really do.  |
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Post by Kitty279 on Jun 18, 2012 5:07:04 GMT -5
Ah yes ... he's in for some payback for the cave, right?
Thanks, Pinky!
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Post by Silvertongue on Jun 18, 2012 5:08:23 GMT -5
Hedwig too!
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Post by Kitty279 on Jun 18, 2012 5:16:55 GMT -5
Ah yes ... she has some nice sharp claws and an equally sharp beak ... and she could place some droppings very well aimed ...
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Post by Silvertongue on Jun 18, 2012 5:21:18 GMT -5
HAHA!
Can we get my boss to flirt with him? He flirts with every woman here and it's kinda weird but everyone just accepts that as him. I've nicknamed him Colonel Dinosaur because he looks like the KFC guy (Colonel Sanders?) and the old guy from Jurassic Park.
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Post by Miss Wings on Jun 23, 2012 16:09:56 GMT -5
Set Mrs Brown on him. He won't survive that |
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 23, 2012 18:39:56 GMT -5
Instead of "Won-Won" It'll be "Mort-Mort" |
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Post by Miss Wings on Jun 27, 2012 7:38:34 GMT -5
I've just done 10 of these for Umbridge and now it's Voldie's turn 1. VoldieMoldie - the bigboy. 2. Always ready, always VoldieMoldie. 3. Chuck Norris loves VoldieMoldie. 4. VoldieMoldie forever. 5. VoldieMoldie for high quality. 6. VoldieMoldie for champions. 7. VoldieMoldie fresh you up. 8. The Future of VoldieMoldie. 9. It's time to taste VoldieMoldie. 10. Don't play with fire, but play with VoldieMoldie. |
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Post by Silvertongue on Jun 27, 2012 7:41:21 GMT -5
1., 9. and 10. are my favourites! Hehe.
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Post by Miss Wings on Jun 27, 2012 7:42:24 GMT -5
figured you would. should have a go at the site. some of them are just random..
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Post by kumainpink on Jul 8, 2012 12:56:34 GMT -5
9 and 10 are the best! *laughs* Wings, where did you get these? XD
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Post by Miss Wings on Jul 8, 2012 13:19:27 GMT -5
i posted the site on the umbridge thread..
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Post by Miss Wings on Jul 8, 2012 13:27:54 GMT -5
SloganMaker.com
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