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Post by kumainpink on Jun 14, 2012 8:57:14 GMT -5
Like my Umbitch thread, the rules are simple:
Kill Voldie. It can be cruel, silly or just plain sick. Just make sure Voldie dies! >=D
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 14, 2012 9:07:06 GMT -5
I suggest taking a sledgehammer to his most private of regions...repeatedly >=o
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Post by Miss Wings on Jun 14, 2012 9:07:19 GMT -5
oooh me first, me first... give him a muggle death!.. I've recently read a fic on FF where Dobby gets hold of a chainsaw.. Can we have that?! Pretty please?
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Post by rachelhitsujii on Jun 14, 2012 9:07:22 GMT -5
Voldy has no horcruxes. Harry, Ron and Hermione shoot him to death like in PPP (Potter Puppet Pals for those who don't know what PPP stands for.)
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Post by Miss Wings on Jun 14, 2012 9:09:30 GMT -5
I suggest taking a sledgehammer to his most private of regions...repeatedly >=o Does he even have.. that? I'm not so sure myself. |
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 14, 2012 9:11:27 GMT -5
Haha, both are good suggestions! How about turning him in to a mere garden snake and lock him in a freezer! He'll die because he'd be cold-blooded!
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Post by rachelhitsujii on Jun 14, 2012 9:11:45 GMT -5
I suggest taking a sledgehammer to his most private of regions...repeatedly >=o Does he even have.. that? I'm not so sure myself. Considering he split his soul apart and became inhuman, his nether regions were probably the first to go ;D |
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Post by Miss Wings on Jun 14, 2012 9:12:25 GMT -5
Set Stewie Griffin on him n see who comes out best?
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 14, 2012 9:13:56 GMT -5
*laughs* Stewie Griffin? Sounds good to me... just make sure Voldie doesn't have his wand!
Oh, trap him in a white, padded room. Put him in a straightjacket and make him listen to "It's A Small World" on endless loop. His brain will implode >=D
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Post by rachelhitsujii on Jun 14, 2012 9:18:06 GMT -5
Lock him in a room with all the Harry Potter merchandise in the world, but make it indestuctable so he can't ruin any of it, whilst playing the HP soundtracks in the background.
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Post by Miss Wings on Jun 14, 2012 9:19:45 GMT -5
alright the.. how about lois? listening to her grating voice would be enough to make anyone commit suicide..
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 14, 2012 9:20:47 GMT -5
Let's turn him in to a block of cheese and feed him to a few rats!  This doesn't have to do with Voldie killing, but I think you guys will find this funny.  Lazybum89 and I wrote this together: www.fanfiction.net/s/7829319/1/ |
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Post by Miss Wings on Jun 14, 2012 9:22:28 GMT -5
i like the cheese but not the rate. we could set my little jetty on him  |
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 14, 2012 9:23:08 GMT -5
lol! Jelly? o.O
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Post by rachelhitsujii on Jun 14, 2012 9:23:36 GMT -5
No not just any rat. Feed him to Pettigrew in his Animagus state and then when he transforms back into a human, tell him what he did and then watch him strangle himself with his silver hand for eating his master >=)
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 14, 2012 9:24:16 GMT -5
bwhahahaha! Nice one, Rachel!
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Post by Miss Wings on Jun 14, 2012 9:24:36 GMT -5
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Post by Miss Wings on Jun 14, 2012 9:38:43 GMT -5
Set those cuddly, cute chewbacca's and gizmo's on him  |
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 14, 2012 9:39:18 GMT -5
Hahaha! Nice! I say we stuff meat in his britches and lock him in a cage (wandless of course), with a bunch of hungry hippogriffs. |
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Post by Miss Wings on Jun 14, 2012 9:40:53 GMT -5
I say we set the Lennon family on him.. He won't survive that. Their a bunch of nutters n hardcases..
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 14, 2012 9:41:43 GMT -5
WOOOT! How about we tie him to a chair and make him watch every episode of Dora the Explorer! |
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Post by rachelhitsujii on Jun 14, 2012 9:42:12 GMT -5
Well Voldy fears fpdeath the most doesn't he? Then I say we make him experience and feel the pain and suffering of every victim of his, then he stuff him in the cage of hippogriffs to be eaten slowly!
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 14, 2012 9:43:11 GMT -5
YAY! That's wonderful! Or maybe Gwap can squish him like a bug? |
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Post by Miss Wings on Jun 14, 2012 9:44:28 GMT -5
what is it with the hippogryff's? how about the koala bear from american dad? oooh what about Rodger???
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 14, 2012 9:46:25 GMT -5
haha and what is with the American Dad/Family guy characters? XD
I think Voldie should be charged with tending to Rodger for a week. He'd off himself in two days.
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Post by Miss Wings on Jun 14, 2012 9:49:12 GMT -5
like the Lennon one but I guess I can make an acception and say the Goonies family |
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Post by rachelhitsujii on Jun 14, 2012 9:50:34 GMT -5
Hahaha! You could always stick him with the evil monkey from Chris' closet as well, instead of the hippogriffs. Oh or maybe he gets talking acne like Chris, except his is permanent and constantly guilt trips him. Wait to see how long before he destroys the horcruxes and himself!
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 14, 2012 9:50:49 GMT -5
Tie Voldemort to four horses and have the horses running in opposite directions...
Yeah, that will be loads of fun! >=D
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Post by Miss Wings on Jun 14, 2012 9:55:29 GMT -5
have him become best buddies with peter? that will be the ultimate torture
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Post by rachelhitsujii on Jun 14, 2012 9:56:15 GMT -5
Oh medieval torture/killing methods how I love you!
But anyways, stick Voldy with a sadist who uses every torture method applicable to human (muggle) kind and THEN kill him!
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Lazybum89 and I wrote this together: 
