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Post by Miss Wings on Jun 17, 2012 8:40:13 GMT -5
Not quite sure yet. didn't get that far hehe VoldieMoldie- I say we get him high on Coffee so he stays awake and make him listen to "The Talk" with all the gory details, pictured and videos included. Make it repeat on a loop  |
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Post by Kitty279 on Jun 17, 2012 8:42:58 GMT -5
Oh, that's evil. Particularly as I am not even sure he could follow the advice if he wanted to!
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Post by Miss Wings on Jun 17, 2012 8:44:49 GMT -5
But we are the new evil ones! mwaahahahahaha
especially if we made it into his parents faces (not sure how yet)
Noticed it's never in the books?
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Post by Kitty279 on Jun 17, 2012 8:45:48 GMT -5
Of course it wouldn't, it's marketed as a children's book.
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Post by Silvertongue on Jun 17, 2012 8:45:48 GMT -5
Can we chain him to a bed and send Bellatrix in to have her way with him? I always got the impression he found her advances a little disturbing.
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Post by Kitty279 on Jun 17, 2012 8:46:27 GMT -5
And have Rodolphus stand by, playing with his wand?
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Post by Miss Wings on Jun 17, 2012 8:47:59 GMT -5
yeah but we don't really get to see or rather read certain parts of it. Besides there's the kids books and the adult ones.
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Post by Silvertongue on Jun 17, 2012 8:47:59 GMT -5
*gigglesnorts* Indeed!
Set the army of house elves on him with Dobby in charge and they'll dress him up in everything Hermione had knitted for them. Then shove him into Diagon Alley. He'd die of humiliation.
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Post by Kitty279 on Jun 17, 2012 8:52:12 GMT -5
Even more so if he were still chained and Dobby did lead him on collar and leash.
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Post by Miss Wings on Jun 17, 2012 8:54:14 GMT -5
now now.. don't be scaring the kiddies.. afterall Mione only ever knitted hats lol
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 17, 2012 8:55:03 GMT -5
I don't know if I should be disturbed or pleased by these new ones... So I'll be pleasantly disturbed... Give him to Buffalo Bill!  |
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Post by Silvertongue on Jun 17, 2012 8:55:25 GMT -5
HAHAHAHA! Yep...
I think some mothers may well kill him after that spectacle.
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Post by Miss Wings on Jun 17, 2012 8:56:56 GMT -5
I say we stick him into the Alice in Wonderland film set..
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 17, 2012 8:57:54 GMT -5
And make him wear her clothes, too! |
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Post by Kitty279 on Jun 17, 2012 8:58:53 GMT -5
Which looked more like bladders at times, remember?
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 17, 2012 9:04:00 GMT -5
*laughs* Yes! |
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Post by Silvertongue on Jun 17, 2012 9:15:08 GMT -5
Hard boil his head. It looks enough like an egg.
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 17, 2012 9:15:55 GMT -5
Cook Nagini and force him to eat her! >=D
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Post by Miss Wings on Jun 17, 2012 9:17:44 GMT -5
enough with the Nagini's!!!
Rant over..
I still say that we set Pinky onto him.. Would be soo funny hehehehe
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 17, 2012 9:27:26 GMT -5
<.< How so? XD
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Post by Miss Wings on Jun 17, 2012 9:30:20 GMT -5
because you can unleash your powers on him.
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 17, 2012 9:31:09 GMT -5
Awww *hugs*  I'm deeply flattered! I say unleash you upon him, so that you may scar him for life! |
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Post by Miss Wings on Jun 17, 2012 9:32:25 GMT -5
moi?? yayy I'll turn him into jett's humpie...
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 17, 2012 9:34:27 GMT -5
*chuckles* That's good to know!
This is my 750th post...
To celebrate, I'll transfigure Voldie into a pinata and stuff him with candy. Then give him to a bunch of little kids at a birthday party! >=D
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Post by Miss Wings on Jun 17, 2012 9:36:28 GMT -5
poor kids.. **sniffles**
make fun of him about fathers/mothers day??
Speaking of which- Happy Father's Day Dad, R.I.P Grandad x
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 17, 2012 9:38:18 GMT -5
haha sure, why not?
Make him cosplay as Peach from Mario Bros? He'd die of shame!
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Post by Silvertongue on Jun 17, 2012 9:40:25 GMT -5
ROFL! Nice.
Do that and send Bowser his way. We all know he has something sinister going on with Peach.
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Post by Miss Wings on Jun 17, 2012 9:41:01 GMT -5
turn him into a bunny and as much as I hate to say it, let Nagini have him and then we kill Nagini by using Dobby??
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 17, 2012 9:41:25 GMT -5
And that requires brain bleach...
*guzzles*
Evil, though! Very evil!
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Post by Miss Wings on Jun 17, 2012 9:42:38 GMT -5
Sowwy **cheeky grin** I'm back in the game...
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I'm deeply flattered!