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Post by rachelhitsujii on Jun 14, 2012 19:46:12 GMT -5
We're being mean to Voldie because...he's Voldie! Enough said! >=[ I say we chop him up into little pieces, cook him and feed him to the Dursleys... Vernon and Dudley will eat ANYTHING >=D Better yet engorge Voldie thwn chop him into little peices, cook him and feed him to JUST Petunia, so she will get fat, all the while depriving Vernon and Dudley of any food. That would be sheer torture all around  |
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 14, 2012 19:47:40 GMT -5
Once again, Rachel shows just how awesome she is!  |
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Post by rachelhitsujii on Jun 14, 2012 21:12:45 GMT -5
Deprive Voldie of his wand, dress him up in padding, a white beard and mustache, and a Santa suit, then stuff him down the chimney of a house with 30 children in it, on Christmas Eve. If he ever manages to make it out of the chimney, he will then be mauled to death by the children trying to retrieve their gifts
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 14, 2012 21:15:08 GMT -5
Bwahahaha! That's hilarious, Rachel! I could see that happening, too... XD
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Post by rachelhitsujii on Jun 14, 2012 21:23:45 GMT -5
It's the plausability of the scenario which makes it all the more hilarious But really if he does manage to get out, even with the beard and mustache he would still have those petrifying snake-like eyes *cringes* |
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 14, 2012 21:24:43 GMT -5
Hahahaha!
Introduce Voldemort to Raptor Jesus. Bricks will be shat. >=D
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Post by rachelhitsujii on Jun 14, 2012 21:33:43 GMT -5
ROFL! Oh Kuma that last one really cracked me up! I think we should see if he is allergic to sunlight. Considering you never read about Voldie being seen in anywhere but darkness or semi-darkness, it is possible that his skin will burn on contact from it's rays. Or if not, we can just grab a flamethrower and send occassional bursts at him, while he runs around on fire ;D
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 14, 2012 21:38:53 GMT -5
Hahaha! Thank you! *bows* That would be awesome, Rachel! And we have to make sure Harry has the flamethrower, of course! Take away his wand and watch as Sirius beats the everloving shit out of him |
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Post by rachelhitsujii on Jun 14, 2012 21:43:08 GMT -5
Hahaha! Thank you! *bows* That would be awesome, Rachel! And we have to make sure Harry has the flamethrower, of course! Take away his wand and watch as Sirius beats the everloving shit out of him Yay go Sirius! WOOT WOOT WOOT! If anyone deserves to kick the living crap outta Voldie, it's him. And Harry too of course! |
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 14, 2012 21:53:51 GMT -5
Yes, let's change that to Harry and Sirius... |
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Post by rachelhitsujii on Jun 14, 2012 22:07:49 GMT -5
I say we stick him in an interogation room, where he is tied helpless to a chair, while Harry and Sirius do an alternating good cop bad cop routine. After slapping him around for a day or two, they send him to Azkaban where what tiny bit of his soul is left gets sucked out of his body in a slow and painful process
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 14, 2012 22:09:52 GMT -5
That would be fun to watch! >=D
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Post by isk2837 on Jun 15, 2012 8:05:37 GMT -5
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Post by Miss Wings on Jun 15, 2012 11:26:14 GMT -5
I say we give him the Lurgie!!
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 15, 2012 11:27:11 GMT -5
Lurgie? What's that?
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Post by Miss Wings on Jun 15, 2012 11:30:03 GMT -5
fungi?
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 15, 2012 11:31:39 GMT -5
Oh lol. x3
I say we drag her to a muggle forest, slather her with honey, tie her to a tree and leave her there for a bear to maul! >=D
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Post by Miss Wings on Jun 15, 2012 12:00:12 GMT -5
ooooh I know! feed him loads of Garlic and send him after the Twilight gang! They can take care of him for us...
**does a little jiggy dance**
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 15, 2012 12:00:54 GMT -5
Um...yeah, no comment. XD
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Post by Miss Wings on Jun 15, 2012 12:07:00 GMT -5
yeah sorry about that.. eating some Garlic now and went on a high... hehe
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 15, 2012 12:15:43 GMT -5
*chuckles* How about we strap fireworks to Voldie and launch him high into the sky? |
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Post by Miss Wings on Jun 15, 2012 12:21:50 GMT -5
Or we can follow what the writers say about Remus and cover VoldieMoldie in chocolate and let Remus rip on him?
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 15, 2012 12:24:55 GMT -5
Ew...not even chocolate could cover the taste of voldie-flesh!
XD
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Post by Miss Wings on Jun 15, 2012 12:26:17 GMT -5
**sheepish grin** didn't think of that.. set the twins on him and see what the results are?
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 15, 2012 12:26:55 GMT -5
*snickers* Voldie wouldn't know what hit him!
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Post by Miss Wings on Jun 15, 2012 12:30:41 GMT -5
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 15, 2012 12:46:20 GMT -5
NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NOOOOOOOOOO!
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Post by Miss Wings on Jun 15, 2012 12:55:54 GMT -5
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Post by kumainpink on Jun 15, 2012 12:58:27 GMT -5
*chuckles* Heehee! You're forgiven!
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Post by Miss Wings on Jun 15, 2012 13:00:07 GMT -5
huggies... OMG set the Monsters after him!
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