What year do you reckon...

[ginnyrules27]

...Harry thought "HOLY CRAP, I'M GOING TO DIE AT SCHOOL!" the most?

*Seventh doesn't count as he techincally was not at school in his seventh year--and most likely he'd be thinking that "HOLY CRAP, I'M GOING TO DIE A VIRGIN!"

[kumainpink]

Haha! *chuckles*

I think fourth year, what with the tournament and all.

[ginnyrules27]

I dunno. I'd say first year, what with it being new and all. The Forest, the Bucking Broomstick, Quirrell...the tournament must be a piece of cake compared to that.

Though he did have to battle a dragon in his fourth year....it's a tie.

[kumainpink]

Good point... I say both years then.

[ginnyrules27]

Though I'd love to hear Harry's thoughts if they weren't censored to maintain a kid's rating. Can you imagine Harry, our innocent little Harry, checking out a girl and thinking, "Her breasts looked like misshapen balloons and her arse looked like a roasted chicken?"

Heck, he could be Bi! He was practically stalking Draco that sixth year. *Thinks really odd thoughts of what a de-censored HP series would contain*

Back to the last line of the original post: HOLY CRAP! I'M GOING TO DIE A VIRGIN!

[kumainpink]

Bwhahahahaha! You crack me up so much!

And yeah, I think Harry is Bi. He tends to be more descriptive with a man's looks than a woman's.

[ginnyrules27]

One of the things I didn't like about JK Rowling is the fact that she announced that Dumbledore was gay after the last book had already made millions. If she really wanted to make a difference, have it more obvious in the books or make a gay character who isn't defined by his/her's sexuality.

Or Bi...like I'm 99.999% sure Harry is.

....Did he ever have the Sex Talk?

PS: Glad I can be amusing.

[brokenquill92]

With how accepting Harry is I could see him not turning his nose up at a cute guy

[kumainpink]

Jul 7, 2012 21:45:42 GMT -5 ginnyrules27 said:

One of the things I didn't like about JK Rowling is the fact that she announced that Dumbledore was gay after the last book had already made millions. If she really wanted to make a difference, have it more obvious in the books or make a gay character who isn't defined by his/her's personality.

Or Bi...like I'm 99.999% sure Harry is.

....Did he ever have the Sex Talk?

PS: Glad I can be amusing.

I honestly don't think he did. I mean, who would have given it to him and when? If he did, I could see the twins doing it... *laughs* Imagine how funny that would be!

[ginnyrules27]

Why am I now thinking of an awesome one shot about this? I'm laughing so hard, it's hard to type.

...maybe Vernon would if he thought it would humiliate Harry in a way? Maybe have it in front of Dudley?

[kumainpink]

Nah, can't picture it. To me, it feels like Vernon wouldn't even bother.

Harry: What's puberty?

Vernon: Nothing people like you need to know about.

Harry: ....


That's the extent of it. I can't see Vernon saying something that isn't heartless or cruel, or even attempting to educate Harry about sex.

[blackroses77]

I don't think he had an official sex talk but I mean come on he roomed with 4 other boys, one of them being SEAMUS! There is no way he stayed ignorant about sex, I'm sure between Dean, Seamus, and Ron he learned pretty much everything you could know about sex without actually having it.

And as to what year he most thought he was going to die had to be 2nd year with the basilisk when he actually thought he WAS dying and thought to himself that it wasn't so bad, but 4th year was a close second I'm sure.

[brokenquill92]

It's probably better that Vernon didn't there's no way Vernon would teach him or Dudley about holding bank or pleasing others

[kumainpink]

*gag* I don't even want to think about what he told Dudley!

[blackroses77]

Jul 7, 2012 21:57:32 GMT -5 brokenquill92 said:

It's probably better that Vernon didn't there's no way Vernon would teach him or Dudley about holding bank or pleasing others

Oh ewwww! Now I have images of Vernon and Petunia in my head.
*bangs head on desk* Get them out! Get them out!

[ginnyrules27]

But what if the way Vernon gave the talk, it was so he could put Harry down even more. Like "This is a condom...but who'd want to have sex with YOU?"

*shudders* pass the brain bleach. No wait, you really think Petunia would allow for her 'poppkin' to have such a nasty little talk?

BTW: Why do people say that Seamus is the pervert of the group? Or the most knowledgeable about sex? Wouldn't that be Ron, having had five older brothers?

[brokenquill92]

Vernon: don't worry about the girl remember its all about you son
Dudley : okay dad

[kumainpink]

Ginny, that is just too cruel, and I could see that happening... damn, that just made me sad.

O.O EW!!!!! VERMIN AND TUNA-BINT! NOOOO! MY MIND! *Drinks a gallon of brain bleach*

And no, Petunia wouldn't allow for it, I bet. She adores her little Duddykins too much.

[ginnyrules27]

Vernon: Remember, if she says no, she's just playing hard to get

Dudley: nods and goes back to his pudding.

[kumainpink]

Sad thing is, I can picture that happening...

DX absolutely revolting!

[blackroses77]

Jul 7, 2012 22:04:31 GMT -5 ginnyrules27 said:

Vernon: Remember, if she says no, she's just playing hard to get

Dudley: nods and goes back to his pudding.

Yeah sadly I can see that happening to.

ginnyrules27: For some reason I see Seamus as a 'ladys man' and while yes Ron would have just as much knowlege if not more I can't see Ron starting up such a conversation, whereas I can see Seamus bringing it up and bragging about what he knows. Which would draw in Ron to the conversation because then he would want to show of his knowledge and well, they're teenage boys it would just snowball from there.

[ginnyrules27]

But then Dudley gets a girl preggers and Vernon...either kicks him out or blames Harry. My money's on Blames Harry.

*shudders at the thought of that pig having sexual relations with anyone then wonders how Petunia and Vernon would react if Dudley had been Bi or Gay*

[brokenquill92]

Black rose: I just can't see Harry joining in on those conversations

[kumainpink]

Same here. It's always Harry's fault, after all. I'd like to see a story where this is mentioned. Just because we know that Vernon would somehow blame Harry for it. It's the Dursleys' first choice, isn't it?

And yeah, something tells me that they'd blame Dudley being gay on Harry too. If they believe Dudley is telling the truth. Vernon would rant and rave about "the freak tainting my son with his freakishness" or something like that.

[ginnyrules27]

Especially if Harry was Bi himself. Wouldn't that fit into Vernon's narrow little world of normal and freaks?

Question is: How would they treat Dudley after that (if Dudley was Gay or Bisexual). Would Vernon kick his own son out of the house for being 'freakish'?

[brokenquill92]

Pinkysan so true

[kumainpink]

Ginny: Yes, that would fit into Vernon's little world, and I do believe Harry is Bi. It's my personal head cannon. I could see Vernon doing this, too.

Vernon would probably want to kick Dudley out, but Petunia would send Dudley to one of those places where kids go to "pray the gay away"

[blackroses77]

Jul 7, 2012 22:13:30 GMT -5 ginnyrules27 said:

But then Dudley gets a girl preggers and Vernon...either kicks him out or blames Harry. My money's on Blames Harry.

*shudders at the thought of that pig having sexual relations with anyone then wonders how Petunia and Vernon would react if Dudley had been Bi or Gay*

Definitely blame Harry for both scenario's, though I'm of two minds as to how they would react to Dudley being Bi or Gay. Either they, or most likely Vernon, would hate him, send him to an institution or kick him out. Or since it is Dudley and they are obsessed with the fact Dudley is perfect and can do no wrong they would change their views on homosexuality and decide that it is perfectly normal for their son to be Bior Gay.

[brokenquill92]

Jul 7, 2012 22:20:52 GMT -5 blackroses77 said:

Jul 7, 2012 22:13:30 GMT -5 ginnyrules27 said:

But then Dudley gets a girl preggers and Vernon...either kicks him out or blames Harry. My money's on Blames Harry.

*shudders at the thought of that pig having sexual relations with anyone then wonders how Petunia and Vernon would react if Dudley had been Bi or Gay*

Definitely blame Harry for both scenario's, though I'm of two minds as to how they would react to Dudley being Bi or Gay. Either they, or most likely Vernon, would hate him, send him to an institution or kick him out. Or since it is Dudley and they are obsessed with the fact Dudley is perfect and can do no wrong they would change their views on homosexuality and decide that it is perfectly normal for their son to be Bior Gay.

So true

[kumainpink]

Black, I could see that happening, too!