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Post by kumainpink on Jul 16, 2012 2:25:50 GMT -5
*happily guzzles down a bottle of orange soda*
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Post by G. Novella on Jul 16, 2012 2:27:26 GMT -5
(Be right back, going to take a shower)
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Post by kumainpink on Jul 16, 2012 2:27:47 GMT -5
(me too, gonna get some food)  |
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Post by ginnyrules27 on Jul 16, 2012 2:29:20 GMT -5
*nods and follows the hyper owl. Fleur, distracted by the ball of fluff, doesn't notice the hand reaching down from the sky and plucks her off the ground*
Got her!(Fleur struggles in the background) *Fly back to Gnovella and tosses Fleur into a giant net*
There we are. Collect your owl so we can go get the rest. Oh, AND DIBS ON CROOKSHANKS!
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Post by kumainpink on Jul 16, 2012 2:32:07 GMT -5
(back. got me a bag of chips! yay chips!)
At some point, I'm going to abduct Dumbledore and Umbridge... so we can torture them! *evil laugh*
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Post by ginnyrules27 on Jul 16, 2012 2:33:39 GMT -5
I'll help with the Umbridge one, not Dumbledore though. He may be on the line, but he's still the one Voldemort always feared--though I liked him less after DH.
As for El Sapo, we can pull ideas from the how to kill her thread for the torture.
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Post by kumainpink on Jul 16, 2012 2:39:05 GMT -5
*evil laugh* Yay! You rock my socks!
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Post by ginnyrules27 on Jul 16, 2012 2:42:48 GMT -5
*joins in the evil laugh* I'm glad.
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Post by kumainpink on Jul 16, 2012 2:45:58 GMT -5
I can't wait until we get Remus and Sirius! |
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Post by G. Novella on Jul 16, 2012 2:50:51 GMT -5
We must wait until Tonks is pregnant to capture Remus and Tonks. I want baby Teddy. *Fleur begins angry babbles in French* Don't worry, I have a pretty red-headed man back home who'll explain this to you. Dumbledore will be a tricky one, but I so call Fawkes! We need to get Snape too! As for El Sapo... i'm pretty sure anyone we sell her to will defy all human rights for her... And we can't get that stink on our business even if it's defying rights itself, we'll sell her in a quiet auction, underground  |
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Post by G. Novella on Jul 16, 2012 2:51:35 GMT -5
Come Pig! Let's go get Hermione!
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Post by kumainpink on Jul 16, 2012 2:52:11 GMT -5
Sounds good to me! *grins* I'm surprised nobody has tried to stop us...
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Post by ginnyrules27 on Jul 16, 2012 2:53:56 GMT -5
*hops on broom and hovers for a moment* If you're getting Hermione, I'll get Neville. Remember, Crookshanks is mine! You got Pig and Fawkes!
*Fleur begins to scream* Silencio *is silent* Ah that's better. Come, we make haste for our fortress in the Burrow, where our family of Weasleys still waits.
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Post by G. Novella on Jul 16, 2012 2:54:38 GMT -5
That's because they haven't found us yet, we're sneaky! Besides, who doesn't want to buy our lovely products?
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Post by ginnyrules27 on Jul 16, 2012 2:55:34 GMT -5
You really think Sirius will allow us to kidnap his godson (or have we already done that? Because I don't want an angry Sirius and/or Remus)
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Post by kumainpink on Jul 16, 2012 2:58:02 GMT -5
I kidnapped Harry! *evil laugh* Oh yeah, he's going to make me pay...
If you guys get Hermione and Neville, I call dibs on Luna!
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Post by G. Novella on Jul 16, 2012 3:01:34 GMT -5
Wait, is Sirius still in Azkaban?
I get Neville! Kuma gets Luna, and Hermione goes to Ginny.
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Post by kumainpink on Jul 16, 2012 3:02:51 GMT -5
*pulls out magical Sirius tracker* Nope, he's in Grimmauld place... With Remus! |
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Post by ginnyrules27 on Jul 16, 2012 3:03:40 GMT -5
Gnovella: wait, so I'm going to go kidnap Neville but you get him?
Kuma: Do I want to know why you have one of those?
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Post by G. Novella on Jul 16, 2012 3:04:52 GMT -5
Good, good. Don't want to deal with dementors. Let's set up our fortress at the Weasley's place First, I have reno plans for the Burrow. *Rolls out giant blue print with a maniacal laigh*
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Post by kumainpink on Jul 16, 2012 3:05:20 GMT -5
*lets out a long, awkward insane laugh* Because I want Harry to spend more time with Sirius, of course! Yeah...that's it...
*blushes*
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Post by ginnyrules27 on Jul 16, 2012 3:06:54 GMT -5
Yeah, rather not deal with dementors. Ooh! Will there be sledge hammers? Will there be smashing? DIBS ON THE SLEDGEHAMMER!
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Post by G. Novella on Jul 16, 2012 3:08:25 GMT -5
well, I'm helping you kidnap Hermione... *distracts with plans for a giant castle to be built at Burrow with rocketlaunchers who are powered with fuckfire, and carebear knights who ride motorcycles to protect us*
Makes perfect sense Kuma, I see no faults with that alibi *begins drawing up a plan to build a tracker for Remus* I think I'll use mine so that, er, Ron, can spend more time with his facorite professor, *grins awkwardly*
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Post by kumainpink on Jul 16, 2012 3:09:10 GMT -5
*gives Gin a magical fuckslayer sledgehammer, which has all the powers of a fuckslayer guitar, only in sledgehammer form*
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Post by ginnyrules27 on Jul 16, 2012 3:11:14 GMT -5
*looks over Gnovella's shoulder* There should be a moat there *points around the fortress* Really, if we're going for over-the-top, we need a moat.
*takes the magical sledgehammer from Kuma with a look of crazy delight and cackles madly*
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Post by kumainpink on Jul 16, 2012 3:11:52 GMT -5
And magical crocodiles! You're welcome, Gin-Gin  |
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Post by ginnyrules27 on Jul 16, 2012 3:13:09 GMT -5
And giant squids! |
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Post by G. Novella on Jul 16, 2012 3:14:05 GMT -5
Of course! *sketches in moat* Now we need something to put in it....
*Looks warily at Ginny* why don't you take the hammer and start demolishing the Burrow, we need to start building (this can be chapter four!)
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Post by kumainpink on Jul 16, 2012 3:15:19 GMT -5
*Vanishes in a puff of smoke and fire and returns with a giant tank of crocodiles, squids and flying spaghetti monsters*
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Post by ginnyrules27 on Jul 16, 2012 3:18:21 GMT -5
*cackles madly and does as Gnovella suggests, first removing all humans and objects they deem valuable/irreplaceable* Hey, I'm crazy. I'm not heartless.
*starts swinging*
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