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Post by kumainpink on Jul 16, 2012 3:23:43 GMT -5
*watches in delight*
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Post by G. Novella on Jul 16, 2012 3:34:11 GMT -5
*Watches with mild envy* at least the belongings are safe. *Begins knitting Pig a military style outfit*
We need to make a moat, *gets shovel and draws a line at the edges of the property* Once your done smashing, I'll getthe moat up!
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Post by ginnyrules27 on Jul 16, 2012 3:36:55 GMT -5
*finishes smashing quickly due to the superness of said sledgehammer* Wicked! I shall name thee Lupus.
Moat away, gnovella.
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Post by kumainpink on Jul 16, 2012 3:38:49 GMT -5
And I brought the creatures already *points to tank from earlier post* Though I think the flying spaghetti monsters don't live in a moat...they'd live in the trees...
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Post by G. Novella on Jul 16, 2012 3:40:25 GMT -5
Yes! *grabs a jackhammer, those are the things that look like giant pogo sticks made to crush right?* I'll be busy! *hops upon Jackhammer and begins riding it in a circle as the land cracks open*
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Post by kumainpink on Jul 16, 2012 3:42:17 GMT -5
Okay, while you ladies are doing that, I'm going to snuggle the prisoners we have so far! *snuggles the Weasleys, Harry, Hermione and Fleur*
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Post by ginnyrules27 on Jul 16, 2012 3:43:00 GMT -5
*quickly puts up muggle repelling shields so none of the people from the village catch us*
Uh...how many captives do we have? Just making sure we have enough room in the dungeons/bedrooms (for those in which we claim for ourselves)
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Post by G. Novella on Jul 16, 2012 3:44:32 GMT -5
Finishes the moat! *Looks back at zig-zaggy moat around the border* Tis beautiful, Aguamwnti! *Tiny stream of water escapes wans and starts pouring into moat*
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Post by ginnyrules27 on Jul 16, 2012 3:46:32 GMT -5
*joins Gnovella in the filling of the moat, though she simply fills buckets from the lake and levitates them over*
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Post by G. Novella on Jul 16, 2012 3:50:36 GMT -5
This may take a while.... Ah well, *levitates chair over* Ginny seems to be doing a better job. *starts tossing in crocodiles and other monsters*
We have, er, seven plus two, plus three... About twelve at the moment, and plans to get five more. And we haven't even gotten to the Death Eaters yet! (Dibs on Bella)
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Post by ginnyrules27 on Jul 16, 2012 3:53:12 GMT -5
Okay *charms the buckets to move like an assembly line as she checks the amount of rooms* Good thing I've never been good at math. We've got 300 bedrooms and 500 dungeon cells, along with all the other rooms for plotting and eating.
Ooh! I call Snape!
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Post by kumainpink on Jul 16, 2012 3:54:43 GMT -5
If you call dibs on Bella, I want Nagini... fuck Voldemort. >=P
I'm off to capture Luna now... enjoy the creatures! *disappears in a puff of smoke and fire*
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Post by G. Novella on Jul 16, 2012 3:55:44 GMT -5
I know, I make good plans. You get Snape, but he has to stay in the dungeons dressed like a bat and make us potions.
The bedrooms are for guests, we each get our own tower, you want the east tower over-looking the village, or the west overlooking the orchard *makes a note of plans to start a farm there to capitalize on free food*
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Post by kumainpink on Jul 16, 2012 3:57:49 GMT -5
*poofs back with a happily dreamy Luna* Hey guys!  While we're on the subject of Death Eaters...I call dibs on Lucius... he's going to be my house elf! |
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Post by ginnyrules27 on Jul 16, 2012 3:59:12 GMT -5
West one, obviously. That way, I won't get woken up by streams of sunlight at Dawn but instead get to fall asleep to the sunset.
I'm off to kidnap Neville. *grabs the firebolt and doublechecks her gun is loaded* Wait *repositions gun to make her chest look huge* Teenage boy. Hormones.
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Post by G. Novella on Jul 16, 2012 4:02:12 GMT -5
Oh My God. I just died from that! *falls over in laughter*
Hang on, *grabs Pigwidgeon and an innocent plant* take these, use them as bait.
Er, Pinky... i don't know how to tell you this, but during my war with Ginny, I er, may have killed off Lucius...you can take Lucius Jr though if you want *scribbles out plan to sell Draco for millions to rabid fan girls*
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Post by kumainpink on Jul 16, 2012 4:02:22 GMT -5
I call the Dungeons... They're probably nice and cool. As someone who wields fuckfire, I need a cool place to sleep!
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Post by G. Novella on Jul 16, 2012 4:05:47 GMT -5
Alright, you get a Dungeon room, want to be our warden? You can handle all the prisoners and be right next to the liquor cellar! But we still get to play with the ones we want to and you touch my stuff you get kicked out. *looks around at empty lot* I should really get to building... *Grabs wand and starts moving the dirt in the ground to build dungeons.
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Post by ginnyrules27 on Jul 16, 2012 4:06:54 GMT -5
*takes the hyperactive owl and plant, but then realizes how the heck is she supposed to hold on to the broom?!*
*finds a backpack and sticks the plant in there and allows Pig to fly. Tying the bag to the broom, she kicks off and flies quickly to Longbottom Manor where both Neville and his Gran wait for me*
Gran: Who are you?
Me: Traveling Plant salesperson? Neville has been select--ah screw it! Stupefy!
*grabs Neville and kicks off, flying at the speed of Fireboltness and lands back at HQ* Hi!
*whacks Neville who realizes that a girl just grabbed him and is staring shamlessly at my chest* Hey, only I can abuse my feminine ways.
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Post by G. Novella on Jul 16, 2012 4:10:39 GMT -5
Welcome Neville! *stares at us in fear* Take this plant, see that orchard over there, why don't you start planting some food for us? *sends off a confused Neville* Poor boy, you've scarred him Ginny *chuckles* Back to dungeon building, *moves stones and planks and other stuff into giant hole and magic stsrts to build* What color for the furniture? i was thinking we make it dismal and spooky  |
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Post by kumainpink on Jul 16, 2012 4:11:23 GMT -5
Gnovella: Hell yes! I'd love to be the warden! And don't worry, I'll respect your wishes... *bows* I can make Lucius wear a degradingly pink pillowcase and serve me! Dumbledore and Umbitch will be in the worst cells, of course... and I'll do my best to make everyone else comfortable!
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Post by G. Novella on Jul 16, 2012 4:13:34 GMT -5
*wonders briefly if Kuma remembers Lucius is dead*
Yay! We have a Warden. I'll shut my eyes to Dumbledore treatment. How do you want the cells? *Begins building garage for tanks, fancy cars, and jets*
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Post by ginnyrules27 on Jul 16, 2012 4:13:37 GMT -5
*shrugs as a scarred Neville walks over to the orchard and then hears what Kuma says about Lucius*
*leaning over to Gnovella* she does know you killed him during our war right? *whispered out of the corner of le mouth*
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Post by kumainpink on Jul 16, 2012 4:17:58 GMT -5
Oh, I know... but I have my ways! *insane laugh* *uses the Fuckslayer to open a portal to Hell, pulls Lucius out and closes the portal* >=D
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Post by G. Novella on Jul 16, 2012 4:19:26 GMT -5
Maybe she can animate bodies with that fuckfire of hers, *whispers back*
I'm thinking the dining hall should go over there, should it be for everyone, including prisoners, or is it Kuma's job to feed them, *whispers to Ginny* I think if we want them to eat, then we should keep them with us, Pinky may poison a few.
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Post by rachelhitsujii on Jul 16, 2012 4:20:00 GMT -5
*goes to Gringotts and withdraws entire vault, then apparates to the newly refurbished Burrow* Is Charlie still up for grabs? *grins hopefully* Oh and I would also like to buy Snape if he is still available... If not can I at least rent him?
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Post by ginnyrules27 on Jul 16, 2012 4:24:10 GMT -5
*is about to answer when rachel shows up*
I think Charlie is still available *Charlie shakes his head as if trying to beg for his freedom* Oh hush. *Turns back to Rachel* Go right ahead. Oh, and seeing as I called Snape as a keeps, you can rent him for 4 gallons.
*whispers back to Gnovella* That is a good idea.
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Post by kumainpink on Jul 16, 2012 4:27:25 GMT -5
*comes up behind both Gnovella and Gin-Gin* Whispering something about me, ladies?  Lucius, get me a bottle of Vodka! NOW! Lucius: No. Why should I obey a muggle like yourself? Me: ....*blasts him with Fuckfire* Lucius: *gapes at me* Very well, then... *he trots off, wearing a pink pillowcase with Hello Kitty hearts on it* |
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Post by rachelhitsujii on Jul 16, 2012 4:28:09 GMT -5
Yay! *huggles the newly aquired Charlie* Okay is that 4 galleons a day for Snape, cause then I can rent him for... *counts up remaining money* about 2 years. *looks longingly at Fluer as well, but then shakes head because her desire to own Snape for any length of time is too strong*
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Post by kumainpink on Jul 16, 2012 4:29:29 GMT -5
Oh, I didn't see you there, Rachel! Welcome to our castle! Did you like the flying spaghetti monsters? |
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